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December 20, 2005 9:09 AM   Subscribe

Ultimate Christian Wrestling
posted by machaus (20 comments total)

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We believe that the BIBLE if the INFALLIBLE word of GOD.
We believe that we are what the BIBLE says we are.
We believe that we can do what the BIBLE says we can do.


If the INFALLIBLE word of GOD what?...I'm dying to know.
posted by If I Had An Anus at 9:13 AM on December 20, 2005


Hey, is 'The Prince' Brian Lawler related to this Lawler? The resemblance is striking.

Oh, and the best finishing move on that site: 'The Flamingo Kid' Frankie Valentine's 'Flamingo-sault'
posted by NationalKato at 9:14 AM on December 20, 2005


Dustin Powers might be playing for both teams, thinking.
posted by Peter H at 9:14 AM on December 20, 2005


Christian rock, Christian science fiction, Christian wrestling. I suppose Christian Vegan Low Carb is next. Man, Christian Consumer products are endless. Do they have Christian soda drinks ? Is there Christian Porn yet ?
posted by y2karl at 9:19 AM on December 20, 2005


Good grief. I just discovered, via Mr. Todd "Outlaw" Zane's biography, that there exists in the state of Texas a town called Cut 'n Shoot.

Texax should be declared an abomination against humanity and dumped into the sea.
posted by soiled cowboy at 9:20 AM on December 20, 2005


Why is that one guy beautiful?
posted by drezdn at 9:23 AM on December 20, 2005


I vaugely remember hearing a story from someone about the existence of Christian pr0n (and how it was justified, just like they justify war, capital punishment and oppression). Bizzare.
posted by vannsant at 9:24 AM on December 20, 2005


Top 4 FPPs on Meta about religion!

Anyone would think there's some big religious event coming up soon or something!
posted by stumcg at 9:26 AM on December 20, 2005


they all look so gay!
posted by mr.marx at 9:29 AM on December 20, 2005


Double
posted by biffa at 9:30 AM on December 20, 2005


Christian porn is a 'bate 'n' switch.
posted by If I Had An Anus at 9:30 AM on December 20, 2005


This is a gay dating site. Right?
posted by three blind mice at 9:34 AM on December 20, 2005


Is there Christian Porn yet ?

Yes, but all it shows are bare ankles.
posted by me & my monkey at 9:34 AM on December 20, 2005


The look on Glacier's face is awesome.
posted by Demogorgon at 9:35 AM on December 20, 2005


Just saw a teaser for a story about this on ABC World News tonight. In any case, I hear that lots of pro wrestlers are Christians; The Million Dollar Man, in fact, has started preaching the Word.
posted by uncleozzy at 9:38 AM on December 20, 2005


the "ultimate faith video" (found appropriately in the "ultimate faith" section) makes me feel weird.
posted by hypocritical ross at 9:44 AM on December 20, 2005


How can you be christian and call yourself “Mr.Evil”?
posted by Smedleyman at 9:44 AM on December 20, 2005


Not quite the same thing, but there is the Jewish Wrestling Federation. No interfaith steel cage survivor series matches currently scheduled.
posted by kosem at 9:45 AM on December 20, 2005


Four anti-religion (of varying degrees) posts in a row. Is this a record?
posted by dios at 9:46 AM on December 20, 2005


This post isn't anti-religion, it's anti-wrassling.
posted by dial-tone at 9:47 AM on December 20, 2005


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