Google Video Goodness

December 23, 2005 9:52 AM

Google video is like America's Funniest Home Videos, minus the awful banter of that annoying host. If you haven't been by in awhile, go waste a few hours. There are good, really good things to be found there. Refreshing the most popular page turns up funny and sometimes odd and disturbing footage.
posted by thisisdrew (80 comments total)

Stop turning metafilter into fark. Fuck you.

Thank you for your attention.
posted by fleetmouse at 9:58 AM on December 23, 2005

well,his name is Drew, so maybe it's an attack from Mr. Curtis himself. This should be good.
posted by wheelieman at 10:00 AM on December 23, 2005

What kind of genius parent would let a nine year old play that game? Oh, and his mouth, "I want the motherfucking chocolate milk." Take that XBox away for a week for that tirade.
posted by caddis at 10:03 AM on December 23, 2005

This post is the biggest pile of wank ever.
posted by lemonfridge at 10:04 AM on December 23, 2005

Google is a lot like Yahoo Search, but with less distracting crap. Have you seen its search engine yet? Pretty cool stuff.

WTF?
posted by mrgrimm at 10:04 AM on December 23, 2005

I cannot express the disappointment I feel that you did not link to my movie.
posted by maxsparber at 10:06 AM on December 23, 2005

Whereas I can attest that Collin Stephens is, indeed, one bad dude, the second link says:

drew ain't got no job
1 min 10 sec - Dec 22, 2005
thisisdrew.com

Getting slapped in the back of the head with a cardboard box by my younger brother. Dude was a fighting machine.
editing: Drew Stephens

Alas. The linkage, it is to the self.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 10:08 AM on December 23, 2005

The "odd" link should have been labelled disturbing. I know you Americans have the right to bear arms and all, but the extent to which some of you love it is unsettling.
posted by GuyZero at 10:09 AM on December 23, 2005

Thread saved by Sailor Martin!
posted by lemonfridge at 10:10 AM on December 23, 2005

I don't poke around too much outside of this place, but even I managed to see all of these already.
posted by StickyCarpet at 10:12 AM on December 23, 2005

Wait, somethings wrong with the FPP links. The 'funny' video brings up an Andy Milonakis clip....
posted by crank at 10:13 AM on December 23, 2005

Disturbing.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 10:13 AM on December 23, 2005

Goodbye Drew....and all because you wanted to show off a video of you getting your pussy-ass whipped by your brother like a little girl.
posted by lemonfridge at 10:15 AM on December 23, 2005

Last post. WooHoo!!
posted by JeffK at 10:17 AM on December 23, 2005

Never thought I'd see Drew side-by-side with the likes of such greats as Barney, the Xbox kid. Truly a peer among peers. Nay, a pear among pears! Funny, how strawberries carry their seeds on the outside. And peanuts aren't even nuts! Such a fake world we live in.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 10:19 AM on December 23, 2005

No. Really. Last post.
posted by JeffK at 10:20 AM on December 23, 2005

You know what? If it hadn't been for that leading link, we'd all be scratching our heads right now, all "Huh? Where can I find the Googlevideomachine??" and googly-eyed.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 10:21 AM on December 23, 2005

Penultimate post.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 10:21 AM on December 23, 2005

Ultimate pen post.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 10:22 AM on December 23, 2005

anyone got any funny/disturbing pictures to post before the lights go out?
posted by lemonfridge at 10:22 AM on December 23, 2005

Ooh. That's one of those laser pens that actually burns stuff, isn't it?
posted by JeffK at 10:23 AM on December 23, 2005

Yes. The Russians just use a pencil and a match.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 10:24 AM on December 23, 2005

I gotta try this again
posted by StickyCarpet at 10:24 AM on December 23, 2005

posted by JeffK at 10:24 AM on December 23, 2005

A penile mutt, stop.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 10:25 AM on December 23, 2005

Let me be the first to say: "What about *that* guy?"

*points*
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 10:25 AM on December 23, 2005

Bob Saget is annoying?

I'll flag this as "underestimating one of the best comedians of our lifetime."
posted by Coda at 10:25 AM on December 23, 2005

He did rock the comedy in Half Baked.
posted by maxsparber at 10:27 AM on December 23, 2005

MetaTalk
posted by squirrel at 10:28 AM on December 23, 2005

posted by jewzilla at 10:28 AM on December 23, 2005

Putt in me ale, stop.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 10:28 AM on December 23, 2005

posted by gramschmidt at 10:29 AM on December 23, 2005

Pot, stump an elite.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 10:31 AM on December 23, 2005

<img src="http://www.atakra.com/pictures/jewdriver_poundweb27_04/wha-the.jpg /
posted by gramschmidt at 10:31 AM on December 23, 2005

I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!eins!!!!!!!!!!
posted by gramschmidt at 10:31 AM on December 23, 2005

posted by lemonfridge at 10:31 AM on December 23, 2005

posted by gramschmidt at 10:33 AM on December 23, 2005

You wish. New to this are you?
posted by longbaugh at 10:33 AM on December 23, 2005

I totally jumped the gun on my first "last post" post. This one is it.
posted by JeffK at 10:34 AM on December 23, 2005

I WIN AGAIN! TWO CONSECUTIVE FAILURES! LET'S TRY 4 3!
posted by gramschmidt at 10:34 AM on December 23, 2005

This post wouldn't be complete without someone moaning about being unable to view google video.

Or an elephant pissing.

Whichever.
posted by longbaugh at 10:35 AM on December 23, 2005

posted by JeffK at 10:36 AM on December 23, 2005

gramschmidt, I held you in such high esteem.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 10:37 AM on December 23, 2005

TRIFECTA:


posted by gramschmidt at 10:37 AM on December 23, 2005

Yay!
posted by longbaugh at 10:37 AM on December 23, 2005

Can I plead that my img-fu deficiency mirrors my caffeine deficiency? My first cup is right here. So nice. So beautiful.
posted by gramschmidt at 10:39 AM on December 23, 2005

OH3S NO3S IT H@S AFFECTED FANDANGO_M@77 2 IT IS A VIRUS CALL MICHAEL CRICHTON
posted by gramschmidt at 10:40 AM on December 23, 2005

For god's sake, whatever you do, don't do a google image search for "pissing".
posted by JeffK at 10:43 AM on December 23, 2005

x
posted by StickyCarpet at 10:44 AM on December 23, 2005

Is it just me, or is Ellen pissing in that shot?
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 10:45 AM on December 23, 2005

I'm very confused. But thanks for the shoutout anyway.
posted by If I Had An Anus at 10:46 AM on December 23, 2005

lAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAst post
posted by zeoslap at 10:46 AM on December 23, 2005

whats wrong with googling for pissing?


posted by lemonfridge at 10:47 AM on December 23, 2005

I like jam
posted by edgeways at 10:48 AM on December 23, 2005

posted by CynicalKnight at 10:49 AM on December 23, 2005

posted by If I Had An Anus at 10:50 AM on December 23, 2005

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/edgeways/hasselhoff.jpg
posted by edgeways at 10:50 AM on December 23, 2005

snap

posted by edgeways at 10:50 AM on December 23, 2005

posted by gramschmidt at 10:51 AM on December 23, 2005

and vice versa
posted by If I Had An Anus at 10:51 AM on December 23, 2005

that annoying host
posted by CynicalKnight at 10:52 AM on December 23, 2005

SIGN MY PETITION!
posted by If I Had An Anus at 10:53 AM on December 23, 2005

Whoa, Google sells stock? I'm going to get in on the ground floor! American dream, here I come!
posted by gramschmidt at 10:54 AM on December 23, 2005

I AM SUPERMAN
posted by brain_drain at 10:54 AM on December 23, 2005

Null?
posted by gramschmidt at 10:55 AM on December 23, 2005

posted by zeoslap at 10:56 AM on December 23, 2005

posted by edgeways at 11:00 AM on December 23, 2005

I suspect that Jello Biafra is/would be horrified by some of the assheads who wear Dead Kennedys shirts.
posted by gramschmidt at 11:01 AM on December 23, 2005

Hush now. You'll wake Matt.
posted by longbaugh at 11:02 AM on December 23, 2005

posted by If I Had An Anus at 11:03 AM on December 23, 2005

posted by Otis at 11:03 AM on December 23, 2005

posted by Mr T at 11:06 AM on December 23, 2005

Last Comment!
posted by If I Had An Anus at 11:06 AM on December 23, 2005

posted by gramschmidt at 11:07 AM on December 23, 2005

So, four bloggers walk into a VC's office, right. They tell the guy, "We're working on this exciting new project." VC guy says, "Uh, I don't know, isn't that blogging thing a little 1999?" They reply, "Yeah, but this is really special." So the VC guy says, "Alright, you got two minutes."

So one of these blogger kids plugs his iPod into his ZVOX, right, and puts on that Postal Service tune you've heard, eliciting an audible sigh from the VC guy. They line up and start their act: right away, one of the bloggers starts farking another up the slashdot. Meanwhile, a third shits all over his own thread, while the last one syndicates his feed all over the other guys' pageranks. Within the minute, they're all snarking on each other, deeplinking their goatses and shouting "IANAL! IANAL!" while hogging each others' bandwidths.

One of the bloggers (apparently their leader) steps forward, right, and says in this solemn tone: "And now, for the grand finale."

So they form a circle and all start simultaneously self-linking over an image of Jorn Barger. When they've all splogged, the alpha blogger guy stands up and declares: "current mood: triumphant".

So this VC guy just sits there staring, you know, like a deer caught in the headlights of a truck. Minutes pass before he regains composure and stammers: "That's quite a presentation you did there. May I ask what the name of the project is?"

The bloggers grin from ear to ear as they proudly exclaim: "THE ARISTOCRATS."
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 11:08 AM on December 23, 2005 [2 favorites]

exeunt
posted by longbaugh at 11:11 AM on December 23, 2005

WHO WANTS PIE???


posted by shawnj at 11:12 AM on December 23, 2005

Fucking brilliant, goodnewsfortheinsane!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:13 AM on December 23, 2005

An examination of the seismograms in Figure (2a) show that there are two similar shaped P-wave arrivals (P1 and P2) at station PAH separated in time by about 3.5 seconds. This is followed by two similar shaped N-waves (N1 and N2) also separated in time by about 3.5 seconds and arriving approximately 70 seconds after the P-waves. The N-wave is created by the shock wave traveling in air (Kanamori et al., 1991). The identification of these phases were based on the phase arrivals which do not exhibit a distance moveout expected for reflected air or seismic waves. The coherency between P- and N-waves also indicates two explosions at the same location.

The (P2) phase in Figure (2a) appears to be an S-wave of the initial explosion but is actually the P-wave arrival from the second explosion which is nearly coincident with the expected S-wave arrival from the initial explosion at both PAH and WCN. The larger P-wave amplitudes for the second explosion suggest that this was the larger of the two explosions, although the S-waves from the initial explosion at both PAH and WCN may contribute some interference.

The Aristocrats.
posted by gramschmidt at 11:13 AM on December 23, 2005

that's my elephant, JeffK.


posted by quonsar at 11:20 AM on December 23, 2005