Turbo Tanks Game

March 11, 2006 7:47 AM

Turbo Tanks is a vector graphics based Flash game where you control one tank vs another from a top down view, using ammunition that ricochets a lot. Each tank can sustain ten hits from live ammo, and each level has shifting obstacles (the "buildings" in the way for the ammo to bounce off of) so a good strategy is to catch your opponent in a heavy collision alley and unleash your entire weapon stock at once). Massive nerds will be reminded of Armor Attack for the Vectrex.
posted by jonson (35 comments total)

Very nice. Anybody else think those sound effects are from Spectre?

That's weird. The Spectre I played as a kid on the old Performa was developed by Velocity Games, not Synergistic Software. And I could probably research this.
posted by Baby_Balrog at 8:06 AM on March 11, 2006

This is very fun. However, to engage in a spot of pedantry, it's not flash, it's java. Also, I can't decide if the lines of the obstacles not being straight is genius or madness.
posted by ulotrichous at 8:19 AM on March 11, 2006

Also check out Flow a very cool Flash game, and the 3D remake of Marble Madness (openGL/Windows) in all it's awesomeness!
posted by furtive at 8:19 AM on March 11, 2006

The first few levels lull you into thinking that the thing is predictable and stupidly tends to back itself into a corner. Then it turns into a demon.
posted by Space Coyote at 8:36 AM on March 11, 2006

Java != Flash
posted by wolftrouble at 8:50 AM on March 11, 2006

Anyone remember "Bolo" for the apple ][?
posted by foozleface at 9:05 AM on March 11, 2006

The link for '3d remake of Marble Madness' is this thread. :)
posted by Malor at 9:06 AM on March 11, 2006

i thought i recognized those sounds! i loved spectre, once upon a time...
posted by ab3 at 9:25 AM on March 11, 2006

a quick google found what was probably meant as the correct link for "3d remake of Marble Madness".
posted by ab3 at 9:28 AM on March 11, 2006

Fucking bolo. Man, that game, and Atara, sucked my life away when I was a wee lad.
posted by Baby_Balrog at 9:29 AM on March 11, 2006

Balrog, see this.

Since I don't have Java installed, all I got was a blank page. View Source got me this:

Turbo Tanks Tank Game
Description of the game:
The Turbo Tanks Game is a java applet tank game, somewhat similar to the Atari 2600 game Combat from the 80’s. ... Future versions of this game may include an online multiplayer mode and a mobile phone java game.
posted by unmake at 9:31 AM on March 11, 2006

arg. meant to post links in that comment.
bolo.
atara. er...avara. yeah. that was what it was called.
posted by Baby_Balrog at 9:32 AM on March 11, 2006

Alright, alright I get it already - it's Java, not flash, my sincerest apologies. I just made a quick assumption & should have looked closer. Hopefully, no ones hard drives were wiped by my mistatement.
posted by jonson at 10:26 AM on March 11, 2006

wooo hooo! finaly something in java, the under-used yet most awsome way to make web-based video games.

It's much more powerful then flash, but the programs are much less likely to actually run...
posted by delmoi at 10:43 AM on March 11, 2006

Bolo rocked. I miss Bolo.
posted by brundlefly at 10:52 AM on March 11, 2006

This is great :-D
posted by mikeweeney at 10:56 AM on March 11, 2006

To enter a password for stage 5, hit "C" and enter the word "stone".
posted by sequential at 11:06 AM on March 11, 2006

About a millions times more fun than that Cityscape game.
posted by Artw at 11:10 AM on March 11, 2006

Has anyone beaten level 7 yet? The enemy tank plays defense on the opposite side of a tunnel. Oh, and it has great multiple bounce aim.
posted by sequential at 11:18 AM on March 11, 2006

Password to enter stage 8 is "loose".
posted by sequential at 11:26 AM on March 11, 2006

I played this awhile ago and got really far (something like lvl 20+) and then it became virutally impossible. I don't have the codes anymore, but I remember this being a fun game.
posted by Falconetti at 11:35 AM on March 11, 2006

Yeah, it uh, didn't work.

ZE ARROW KEYS! ZEY DO NASSINK!
posted by Imperfect at 11:58 AM on March 11, 2006

It's the AI that makes this good.
posted by parm=serial at 12:01 PM on March 11, 2006

If you like this, you should play bzflag... same gameplay, but from first person view and multiplayer!
posted by anthill at 12:47 PM on March 11, 2006

I remember Bolo. I remember being up past midnight on a school night, having snuck out of my room to go play Bolo on the old green screen monitor. In the dark. And getting seriously creeped out when I suddenly came across one of those enemy-churning hive-base things.

I have it for PalmOS now. :)
posted by loquacious at 12:52 PM on March 11, 2006

To enter stage 12, the password is "round".
posted by sequential at 1:22 PM on March 11, 2006

This is nifty. It would be better if you could move and shoot at the same time, though.
posted by majick at 1:26 PM on March 11, 2006

When you beat stage 15 it says, "**** WOW! **** You have beaten the game!" I want more. :-(
posted by sequential at 2:39 PM on March 11, 2006

There is a much better flash version of this game without all the java hassles, although I guess the retro line art look of this one is nice.
posted by synkro at 2:40 PM on March 11, 2006

How do you find out passwords?
posted by cillit bang at 2:49 PM on March 11, 2006

How do you find out passwords?

By beating certain levels. :-)
posted by sequential at 3:03 PM on March 11, 2006

When you beat stage 15 it says, "**** WOW! **** You have beaten the game!"

That makes me feel much better about Falconetti's claim of having gotten to level 20+ above.
posted by jonson at 3:52 PM on March 11, 2006

I love it. But I'm easily amused -very- so take that for what it's worth.
posted by recurve at 4:11 PM on March 11, 2006

Heh, I guess it only goes to 15...unless you are super awesome at it like me, then it lets you into the special secret levels.
posted by Falconetti at 4:27 PM on March 11, 2006

I love that this game is basically at the same level of complexity as Space War and I'm still enthralled by it. All this progress in the game industry seems pretty superfluous upon reflection :)
posted by Space Coyote at 5:16 PM on March 11, 2006