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May 12, 2006 4:20 PM

How to kill at the eighth-grade mixer. B3ta master and blogger Rob Manuel collected a slew of tasteless jokes and recently published a compendium called The Bumper B3ta Book of Sick Jokes. But a devoted public demanded (and submitted) even more of these witticisms, so he created the Sickipedia.
posted by GrammarMoses (27 comments total)

The German jokes are awesome.
posted by birdherder at 4:30 PM on May 12, 2006

Paedophiles are a minority group now?
posted by Zozo at 4:40 PM on May 12, 2006

You think they make up the majority?!
posted by mr_roboto at 4:47 PM on May 12, 2006

It only seems that way if you frequent churches.
posted by IronLizard at 5:05 PM on May 12, 2006

Yeah, the German jokes are great.
posted by everichon at 5:16 PM on May 12, 2006

Didn't see any 9-11 jokes... but good none the less.
posted by wfrgms at 5:23 PM on May 12, 2006

Ah, but there are 9-11 jokes. Check "News Events"

So the Twin Towers acted like a pair of real twins...one got a plane and the other had to have one too.
posted by Durhey at 5:25 PM on May 12, 2006

I added one to the Christopher Reeve section.
posted by brundlefly at 5:49 PM on May 12, 2006

This is utterly amazing.
posted by blacklite at 6:11 PM on May 12, 2006

I am saddened to say that I added a few.
posted by ColdChef at 6:53 PM on May 12, 2006

What, no metafilter section?
posted by eriko at 7:02 PM on May 12, 2006

Another joke from Great Brittain:

How many bongy twickle-wobs with daft huntleys does it take to whistle-in a glassy?

Three, but the sudsy has to chark the mobble.
posted by longsleeves at 7:04 PM on May 12, 2006 [1 favorite]

Oh yeah, *golf clap* for the page title.
posted by eriko at 7:06 PM on May 12, 2006

Wow, they managed (so far) to keep this site from being completly defaced.
posted by delmoi at 7:12 PM on May 12, 2006

Occasionally people vandalize it with sensible content, but it's quickly removed.
posted by dhartung at 9:16 PM on May 12, 2006

There are no Jew or Holocaust jokes. Seems a strange oversight, considering the project and how common they are.
posted by Pseudoephedrine at 10:45 PM on May 12, 2006

Oh, never mind. There are a handful, but they're relatively tame.
posted by Pseudoephedrine at 10:51 PM on May 12, 2006

Why do women wear make-up and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they smell.

omg so tru......TURTLELULZ YOU GUYZ!!~~*~*~*~*~~~***
posted by youarenothere at 5:10 AM on May 13, 2006

Did you know that Helen Keller had a treehouse?
Neither did she.

I do love a good Helen Keller joke. Awesome link.
posted by educatedslacker at 5:14 AM on May 13, 2006

This is the first post tagged with 'sophomoric' on metafilter? I'd have expected something like 40-50%.
posted by Wolfdog at 6:19 AM on May 13, 2006

The German jokes are stolen from the man who fell asleep. I like them better when they are just cast as sad jokes.
posted by wilberforce at 6:49 AM on May 13, 2006

"I wish my lawn was emo, then it'd cut itself."
that's comedy gold, Jerry.
posted by cosmicbandito at 8:42 AM on May 13, 2006

Lord help me, I added this one:

What's the difference between me and shit?
Shit comes out of your mother's ass.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 9:11 AM on May 13, 2006

wilberforce - the man who fell asleep is a b3ta regular, so the jokes on his site may well have come both from him and from the b3ta question of the week which started this whole sordid affair.
posted by NinjaTadpole at 1:57 PM on May 13, 2006

Maybe it's because the whole thing seems to skew British, but I've never heard anyone call a redhead a "ginger" before.

Nor did I realize there were jokes about us.
posted by anjamu at 8:24 PM on May 13, 2006

I've always known the Piper Alpha joke as "what has 3 legs and goes woof" - it makes more sense than the four-legged version.
posted by TheDonF at 4:47 AM on May 14, 2006

I'd never heard of "ginger kids" until the South Park episode.
posted by brundlefly at 9:57 AM on May 14, 2006