The Most Bad-Ass President EVER!!!

June 6, 2006 1:41 AM

George Washington once threw a knife into heaven, and other little-known facts about our first (and pimpest) President. (Link goes to an NSFW YouTube video, because George Washington doesn't care about your petty little workplace rules.) This important fact-filled documentary was created by comic book artist Brad Neely, also known for Wizard People, Dear Readers, his unauthorized soundtrack to Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.
posted by yankeefog (25 comments total)

Oops--I meant to include a link to Wizard People, Dear Readers.
posted by yankeefog at 1:46 AM on June 6, 2006 [1 favorite]

George Washington is no Bill Brasky.

That being said, the video...

meh.
posted by qwip at 1:48 AM on June 6, 2006

Reminds me of that stupid Chuck Norris thing. Funny, though. Thanks. :)
posted by aeschenkarnos at 1:52 AM on June 6, 2006

...'other little-known facts about the US' first (and pimpest) President'...

He wasn't my president!
posted by metaxa at 2:19 AM on June 6, 2006

George Washington, killa pimp.
posted by Hat Maui at 2:37 AM on June 6, 2006

Metaxa, shh! Don't you want George Washington to rescue your children?
posted by yankeefog at 2:49 AM on June 6, 2006

OK, I cracked a smile when the guy beatboxed the tom fill.
posted by emelenjr at 5:00 AM on June 6, 2006

See this is funny because we have a history of making our early founding fathers as larger than life. Chuck Norris relied more on people's nostalgia and "oh my god u remember that?1'
posted by geoff. at 5:49 AM on June 6, 2006

My high school US History teacher used to talk about how George Washington had hands as big as toilet seats. : )
posted by SisterHavana at 6:25 AM on June 6, 2006

Liked it, thanks. If Beck gave history lessons...
posted by blag at 6:26 AM on June 6, 2006

Funny stuff.

'Course, Aaron Burr could've taken him, no problem.
posted by ph00dz at 6:49 AM on June 6, 2006

It's funny 'cause it's true....
posted by spilon at 7:15 AM on June 6, 2006

You know, pimps brutalize women who have been forced into a life of drug addiction and tragic sex.

George Washington, not so pimp really.
posted by Mean Mr. Bucket at 7:20 AM on June 6, 2006

This looked more like a storyboard animatic than a finished product. Of course, I wonder how "30 dicks" would look in the final edit.
posted by brownpau at 7:52 AM on June 6, 2006

my link ate a peter.

it's this page, click on george washington, killa pimp.
posted by Hat Maui at 7:58 AM on June 6, 2006

I thought it was Pimp-i-est, for some reason. But maybe pimpest is UK usage (shit, shitty, shittiest, etc).

In any case Andrew Jackson was the pimp(i)est.


Same killer hair! (graffitti I saw on this poster on BART one day)
posted by ubi at 8:00 AM on June 6, 2006

Have to agree on the Andrew Jackson pimp thing. With Theodore Roosevelt a close second.
posted by blucevalo at 8:23 AM on June 6, 2006

This was funny until it degenerated into a video about how many penises he had. Then it looked like any other lame-ass video made by a high school freshman.
posted by jdroth at 9:07 AM on June 6, 2006

They had me up to the last verse.

Funny before that though.
posted by Relay at 9:13 AM on June 6, 2006

I think that's the point of the last verse.
posted by heeeraldo at 10:42 AM on June 6, 2006

nice.
posted by shoepal at 12:04 PM on June 6, 2006

Oh man. "Wizard People, Dear Readers" is a work of genius! I just about pee'd. Several times. Watch out for the dracula, Harry!
posted by ...possums at 2:32 PM on June 6, 2006

thanks!
posted by jann at 11:56 PM on June 6, 2006

but how would he have done with broadswords in a pit?
posted by furiousthought at 12:22 AM on June 7, 2006

If you ever get the chance you MUST listen to wizard people dear reader, it is by far the funniest shit EVER.

"I am harry fucking potter!!!"
posted by stilgar at 7:36 PM on June 7, 2006