Man Laws
June 8, 2006 2:32 PM Subscribe
Hetro He-Man topics you think about when sitting on the throne. I don't know about you but sports and the vile people who are involved is an endless source of facination. G-d I love summer.
This post was deleted for the following reason: I think people hate this. Also, did you mean hetero?
By "hetro" do you mean hetero?
You must, because I have no idea what the hell is going on on that page.
Burt Reynolds, and Man Law?
posted by fugitivefromchaingang at 2:44 PM on June 8, 2006
You must, because I have no idea what the hell is going on on that page.
Burt Reynolds, and Man Law?
posted by fugitivefromchaingang at 2:44 PM on June 8, 2006
You censor your spelling of "God" but you don't bother to spell "hetero" or "fascination" correctly? I think you are cleaning up the wrong end, brother.
posted by Dunwitty at 2:45 PM on June 8, 2006
posted by Dunwitty at 2:45 PM on June 8, 2006
sorry, did you mean hetero? as in heterosexual?
on preview - what fugitivefromchaingang said. best of the web indeed.
posted by casconed at 2:45 PM on June 8, 2006
on preview - what fugitivefromchaingang said. best of the web indeed.
posted by casconed at 2:45 PM on June 8, 2006
The Training Table's latest members -- Ozzie Guillen, David Feherty, Charles Barkley, Tonya Harding, Jose Canseco, Ron Shelton, Lindsey Jacobellis, Rick Majerus, Hank Aaron and Eddie Vedder ... convene in the corner room of Chicago's Billy Goat Tavern, where they interpret and rule on sports dilemmas that confound mere mortals.
Yes. When I need sound judgments on sports dilemmas (snicker), I surely would turn to a panel that included Tonya, Jose and Eddie.
And don't forget Charles Barkley, know for his sound judgement the world over.
Was this a joke of some kind?
posted by illovich at 2:50 PM on June 8, 2006
Yes. When I need sound judgments on sports dilemmas (snicker), I surely would turn to a panel that included Tonya, Jose and Eddie.
And don't forget Charles Barkley, know for his sound judgement the world over.
Was this a joke of some kind?
posted by illovich at 2:50 PM on June 8, 2006
Is Hetro He-Man anything like Battle Damage He-Man?
posted by StopMakingSense at 2:51 PM on June 8, 2006
posted by StopMakingSense at 2:51 PM on June 8, 2006
DID YOU MEAN HETERO? DID U DID U
posted by fire&wings at 2:53 PM on June 8, 2006
posted by fire&wings at 2:53 PM on June 8, 2006
hetro = hetero + retro (- retero?)
posted by hangashore at 2:53 PM on June 8, 2006
posted by hangashore at 2:53 PM on June 8, 2006
if you're into sports, a few of these are actually funny... but best of the web..? MeFi Law: No.
posted by WhipSmart at 2:55 PM on June 8, 2006
posted by WhipSmart at 2:55 PM on June 8, 2006
Personally I keep a copy of Fine Woodworking in there.
When hetero he-men go to the hospital they bring a severed digit in an ice chest and laugh at guys with groin pulls!
posted by Kid Charlemagne at 2:55 PM on June 8, 2006
When hetero he-men go to the hospital they bring a severed digit in an ice chest and laugh at guys with groin pulls!
posted by Kid Charlemagne at 2:55 PM on June 8, 2006
well....my spell check was obviously not involved. Thought it was funny tho. If you are not USA...then you are not aware of Man-Law. Sorry 'bout that.
posted by shockingbluamp at 2:57 PM on June 8, 2006
posted by shockingbluamp at 2:57 PM on June 8, 2006
Is Hetro He-Man anything like Battle Damage He-Man?
posted by StopMakingSense at 4:51 PM CST on June 8
ZOMG!!12 I totally had that when I was a kid. More interesting than the topic, at least.
posted by ninjew at 3:04 PM on June 8, 2006
posted by StopMakingSense at 4:51 PM CST on June 8
ZOMG!!12 I totally had that when I was a kid. More interesting than the topic, at least.
posted by ninjew at 3:04 PM on June 8, 2006
you don't have to be hetro to like sports.
i think the last one was what earned shockingblump's ire. noisy noise.
posted by mrgrimm at 3:05 PM on June 8, 2006
i think the last one was what earned shockingblump's ire. noisy noise.
posted by mrgrimm at 3:05 PM on June 8, 2006
shockingbluamp writes "If you are not USA...then you are not aware of Man-Law. Sorry 'bout that."
I also am USA, and I must ask, is Man-Law a He-Man character? A relative of Man-At-Arms or Man-E-Faces, maybe? A Heroic Battle Lawyer?
posted by mr_roboto at 3:07 PM on June 8, 2006
I also am USA, and I must ask, is Man-Law a He-Man character? A relative of Man-At-Arms or Man-E-Faces, maybe? A Heroic Battle Lawyer?
posted by mr_roboto at 3:07 PM on June 8, 2006
Oh....well..Man-Law is a commercial for a beer company. A bunch of guys sit at a round table as discuss various Man topics...such as...how long do u wait to date your best friend's ex. It's two Saturdays or 6 months. Unless she is really hot.
posted by shockingbluamp at 3:15 PM on June 8, 2006
posted by shockingbluamp at 3:15 PM on June 8, 2006
Are you trying to reference these Man Laws?
Because those commercials are stupid.
posted by T.D. Strange at 3:17 PM on June 8, 2006
Because those commercials are stupid.
posted by T.D. Strange at 3:17 PM on June 8, 2006
So this is spoofing on a beer commercial? In that spirit, I really must say:
WHASSUP!
Keep on partying, Spuds.
posted by mr_roboto at 3:19 PM on June 8, 2006
WHASSUP!
Keep on partying, Spuds.
posted by mr_roboto at 3:19 PM on June 8, 2006
G-d I love summer.
I'm going to start insisting that people refer to me as g----e.
posted by gurple at 3:24 PM on June 8, 2006
I'm going to start insisting that people refer to me as g----e.
posted by gurple at 3:24 PM on June 8, 2006
you don't have to like sports to be hetero
posted by InfidelZombie at 3:26 PM on June 8, 2006
posted by InfidelZombie at 3:26 PM on June 8, 2006
FYI. Many jews do not write the name. Hence, you remove a letter.
posted by shockingbluamp at 3:28 PM on June 8, 2006
posted by shockingbluamp at 3:28 PM on June 8, 2006
That was the one where you rolled the chestplate around to simulate battle damage, eh? My question is: why were they implying that people could even score shots on He-Man? Just to sell more dolls? They should've had Blood-Splattered He-Man, a doll any red-blooded hetero male could get behind.
posted by stinkycheese at 3:41 PM on June 8, 2006
posted by stinkycheese at 3:41 PM on June 8, 2006
stinkycheese- how about Semen-Splattered He-Man, a doll any red-blooded homo male could get behind?
posted by papakwanz at 3:52 PM on June 8, 2006
posted by papakwanz at 3:52 PM on June 8, 2006
anyone think He-man could take G-dzilla?
posted by kuujjuarapik at 4:08 PM on June 8, 2006
posted by kuujjuarapik at 4:08 PM on June 8, 2006
Please do not subscribe me to your newslitter.
posted by Captaintripps at 4:14 PM on June 8, 2006
posted by Captaintripps at 4:14 PM on June 8, 2006
Why the middle letter? Why not -od? or Go-?
Or why not two letters? Or all three?
---zilla would totally beat He-Man. Even Battle-Damage He-Man.
posted by graventy at 4:22 PM on June 8, 2006
Or why not two letters? Or all three?
---zilla would totally beat He-Man. Even Battle-Damage He-Man.
posted by graventy at 4:22 PM on June 8, 2006
I, sir, do not enjoy sports, the people to whom sports are a livelihood, and the watching of said. Also, your censoring of YHWH is hell of lame.
Who can resist a good pile on?
posted by quite unimportant at 4:33 PM on June 8, 2006
Who can resist a good pile on?
posted by quite unimportant at 4:33 PM on June 8, 2006
papakwanz: 1 ordinary He-Man doll + 1 Oozinator = spermy muscle fun!
(also: click the "see it in action" link for added hilarity)
posted by stinkycheese at 4:54 PM on June 8, 2006
(also: click the "see it in action" link for added hilarity)
posted by stinkycheese at 4:54 PM on June 8, 2006
And yes, I know we already did the Oozinator, but that action link is new, and (believe it or not) makes the whole thing even more homoerotic.
posted by stinkycheese at 4:59 PM on June 8, 2006
posted by stinkycheese at 4:59 PM on June 8, 2006
Why the middle letter? Why not -od? or Go-?
It was an abbreviation. The full form was obviously, "Gawd-DAYummmn I love summer," followed by a tobacco spit, biting the cap off a Bud, and shootin' a varmint.
Or he coulda been talking about Gad. Or Gud. Gud Gud Gud.
Who can resist a good pile
There's a cream for that.
posted by hangashore at 5:03 PM on June 8, 2006
It was an abbreviation. The full form was obviously, "Gawd-DAYummmn I love summer," followed by a tobacco spit, biting the cap off a Bud, and shootin' a varmint.
Or he coulda been talking about Gad. Or Gud. Gud Gud Gud.
Who can resist a good pile
There's a cream for that.
posted by hangashore at 5:03 PM on June 8, 2006
I seriously don't understand the linked article at all. It seems incoherent, although I kind of glossed over the sports-babble as incomprehensible to begin with.
posted by majick at 5:07 PM on June 8, 2006
posted by majick at 5:07 PM on June 8, 2006
This seems like as good a time as any to revisit some evidence that He-Man isn't as hetro as we might like to believe.
posted by PhatLobley at 7:19 PM on June 8, 2006
posted by PhatLobley at 7:19 PM on June 8, 2006
and shootin' a varmint.
Shooting a varmit? Woosies. Ya club the possums with a hocky stick or a 2X4.
(extra points if you get cheers from the porch-sitting neighbors)
posted by rough ashlar at 8:31 PM on June 8, 2006
Shooting a varmit? Woosies. Ya club the possums with a hocky stick or a 2X4.
(extra points if you get cheers from the porch-sitting neighbors)
posted by rough ashlar at 8:31 PM on June 8, 2006
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