Frat Boy is SO dyslexic
August 24, 2006 1:41 PM Subscribe
Note me.
posted by [more inside] at 1:46 PM on August 24, 2006 [1 favorite]
posted by [more inside] at 1:46 PM on August 24, 2006 [1 favorite]
[more inside] has a typo in his first comment. Can we get him a farting doll too?
posted by jon_kill at 1:47 PM on August 24, 2006
posted by jon_kill at 1:47 PM on August 24, 2006
It's much more amusing if you picture him laughing afterward, but with the Jon Stewart "hehheheheheheh", and then maybe Cheney walks in and makes that "waaaaaaaaakkkk" sound.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 1:47 PM on August 24, 2006
posted by mr_crash_davis at 1:47 PM on August 24, 2006
Note to self: work on "pootie-poot" and "gas the Kurds" jokes.
posted by Armitage Shanks at 1:51 PM on August 24, 2006
posted by Armitage Shanks at 1:51 PM on August 24, 2006
No, it's "Note me" -- as in, "Hey! I'm a new member. Take notice of me!"
posted by TimeTravelSpeed at 1:59 PM on August 24, 2006
posted by TimeTravelSpeed at 1:59 PM on August 24, 2006
'Twas supposed to be "not me," but perhaps it was a Freudian slip. Cue inline image...
posted by [more inside] at 2:07 PM on August 24, 2006
posted by [more inside] at 2:07 PM on August 24, 2006
This is disgraceful. He's American, not French!
posted by billysumday at 2:09 PM on August 24, 2006
posted by billysumday at 2:09 PM on August 24, 2006
I hear LBJ liked to dictate to staffers from the crapper.
And George Washington once held an opponent's hand in a jar of acid at a birthday party.
posted by brownpau at 2:15 PM on August 24, 2006
And George Washington once held an opponent's hand in a jar of acid at a birthday party.
posted by brownpau at 2:15 PM on August 24, 2006
Great, now my son wants that damn doll. Thanks a lot, y2karl.
posted by maryh at 2:41 PM on August 24, 2006
posted by maryh at 2:41 PM on August 24, 2006
You know, despite his near-meltdown during his presidential new conference this monday, Bush also displayed more of his 'one-on-one' personal charm skills than I've ever seen.
Of course, you need to compartmentalize the topics being discussed, and his evasive, pre-planning responses, but him ragging on the seersucker suit was good shit.
I've softened (not as a cause of this display) to him, in that it isn't personal hatred of Bush that I cling to, I just don't see him as anyone close to right for the job, most especially at these times...
fart jokes, unsolicited back rubs, tripping over his words, very reminiscent of jr. high school to me.
posted by Busithoth at 2:41 PM on August 24, 2006
Of course, you need to compartmentalize the topics being discussed, and his evasive, pre-planning responses, but him ragging on the seersucker suit was good shit.
I've softened (not as a cause of this display) to him, in that it isn't personal hatred of Bush that I cling to, I just don't see him as anyone close to right for the job, most especially at these times...
fart jokes, unsolicited back rubs, tripping over his words, very reminiscent of jr. high school to me.
posted by Busithoth at 2:41 PM on August 24, 2006
Great, now my son wants that damn doll.
Well... try getting him to click on all those sample buttons as fast as he can. He won't be able to do that with the real thing
posted by y2karl at 2:44 PM on August 24, 2006
Well... try getting him to click on all those sample buttons as fast as he can. He won't be able to do that with the real thing
posted by y2karl at 2:44 PM on August 24, 2006
Buy 3 Farting Presidents
Save $ 8.00
That's a weird damn sentence.
posted by Kattullus at 2:45 PM on August 24, 2006
Save $ 8.00
That's a weird damn sentence.
posted by Kattullus at 2:45 PM on August 24, 2006
despite his near-meltdown during his presidential new conference this monday
Video: "Jon Stewart Slams Bush's 'Desperate Soundbites' At Press Conference."
posted by ericb at 3:22 PM on August 24, 2006
Video: "Jon Stewart Slams Bush's 'Desperate Soundbites' At Press Conference."
posted by ericb at 3:22 PM on August 24, 2006
He also likes to stick his dick in the mashed potatoes.
posted by Astro Zombie at 4:23 PM on August 24, 2006
posted by Astro Zombie at 4:23 PM on August 24, 2006
brownpau Washington once held an opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid at a birthday party.
posted by splatta at 5:21 PM on August 24, 2006
posted by splatta at 5:21 PM on August 24, 2006
a jar of acid? I thought it was a jar of fire ants...
posted by stenseng at 6:19 PM on August 24, 2006
posted by stenseng at 6:19 PM on August 24, 2006
I know it's stupid, but the other day I was sitting in a Carl's Jr., and there was a cop in there sitting with a little girl (her dad apparently got busted for meth possession in the parking lot, and they were waiting for grandma to show up and take her home). The little girl asks the cop to pull her finger, but the cop didn't fall for it.
So a few minutes later, I'm just getting done eating and sipping my last bit of Pepsi when the little girl takes the ball-racket-toy thing she has (ball is attached by a rubber band), and asks the cop to pull on the ball. This time he fell for it, and she gave him a face full of carbonated belchy goodness. I nearly sprayed him myself as I was walking past, laughing my ass off at him. Tricked by a 5-year-old - that's Portland police for you.
posted by Clamwacker at 11:47 PM on August 24, 2006
So a few minutes later, I'm just getting done eating and sipping my last bit of Pepsi when the little girl takes the ball-racket-toy thing she has (ball is attached by a rubber band), and asks the cop to pull on the ball. This time he fell for it, and she gave him a face full of carbonated belchy goodness. I nearly sprayed him myself as I was walking past, laughing my ass off at him. Tricked by a 5-year-old - that's Portland police for you.
posted by Clamwacker at 11:47 PM on August 24, 2006
So you live in a town full of meth-using dads? Are you still clean and off the meth yourself?
posted by nlindstrom at 12:03 AM on August 25, 2006
posted by nlindstrom at 12:03 AM on August 25, 2006
Portland? Chock full of meth! At least that's what I tell folks that I don't want to move here. The folks I do get the stories about the local media trying to milk a non-story for all it's worth. You want a meth problem, check out Montana, ferexample.
posted by cortex at 6:47 AM on August 25, 2006
posted by cortex at 6:47 AM on August 25, 2006
y2karl-- sounds more like he'll cut one and run...
posted by InfidelZombie at 9:47 AM on August 25, 2006
posted by InfidelZombie at 9:47 AM on August 25, 2006
fart and run
posted by PenguinBukkake at 11:16 AM on August 25, 2006
posted by PenguinBukkake at 11:16 AM on August 25, 2006
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