What kind of smart-ass comment is that?

January 16, 2007 3:02 PM

Steel Belted Romeos is based on a true story. (NSFW)
posted by airguitar (33 comments total)

By Danny Plotnick. Featuring Elizabeth Rose, Alison Faith Levy, Chris Enright and Ray Wilcox.
posted by airguitar at 3:02 PM on January 16, 2007

is this a self-link?
posted by parmanparman at 3:04 PM on January 16, 2007

uh oh
posted by exlotuseater at 3:19 PM on January 16, 2007

Yeah, this does feel like a self link. On the other hand, you can now get albums by Alison Faith Levy (who has a lovely voice) right here.
posted by interrobang at 3:21 PM on January 16, 2007

Banhammered Romeos is based on a true story.
posted by Smart Dalek at 3:32 PM on January 16, 2007

I am not Danny Plotnick.
posted by airguitar at 3:36 PM on January 16, 2007

I am Danny "Sparticus" Plotnick.
posted by Astro Zombie at 3:54 PM on January 16, 2007

I lasted almost 4 minutes. Brutal.
posted by dobbs at 3:55 PM on January 16, 2007

It sucks but some of their other movies on there are better, shorter and an eye-opening look at old Super 8 filmmaking.
posted by Kirklander at 4:09 PM on January 16, 2007

dobbs had more than I could give.
posted by nj_subgenius at 4:10 PM on January 16, 2007

I like the tags on this post more than anything else.
posted by Holy foxy moxie batman! at 4:20 PM on January 16, 2007

Ten minutes too long, I waited for an interesting finish that never came. I have had to deal with morons like that in real life so it loses its entertainment value.
posted by Iron Rat at 4:29 PM on January 16, 2007

So nothing notable happened after the unbearable first three minutes?
posted by cortex at 4:47 PM on January 16, 2007

holy crap that sucks.
posted by bhouston at 4:54 PM on January 16, 2007

sorry to join the pile on airguitar, but that really did hurt the big russian.
posted by nola at 4:57 PM on January 16, 2007

FUCKING AWFUL.


Firstly, you shake a full can of beer, quickly open it And toss it in the window. Great results./


Then you take the Alfredo And pitch it in afterwards.


What's the matter here is that the dweeb is on acid.


I can't believe I watched the whole thing. Dang./
posted by alicesshoe at 5:24 PM on January 16, 2007

OK, I'm a loser and I liked it. Especially the clown shtick.
posted by imperium at 5:42 PM on January 16, 2007

This is a single link youtube post.
posted by econous at 5:59 PM on January 16, 2007 [1 favorite]

By the same underground SF director and much more interesting and educational is: Swingers Serenade
posted by Kirklander at 6:04 PM on January 16, 2007

Having wasted 3 minutes on the first link, there's no way I'm going to fall for the, "This is by the same director, but way better" trick.
posted by JParker at 6:30 PM on January 16, 2007

So, what grade did ya get on your cinematography project, airguitar?
posted by Doohickie at 8:13 PM on January 16, 2007

If that movie had been, like, really funny and interesting and shit, that would have been one truly kick-ass link.
posted by facetious at 8:26 PM on January 16, 2007

NSFW? That's not safe for anything. gack.
posted by jaded at 3:41 AM on January 17, 2007

Not good.
posted by Thoth at 4:35 AM on January 17, 2007

Still better than the Obama link.
posted by Kirklander at 6:35 AM on January 17, 2007

I loved it.
posted by airguitar at 11:35 AM on January 17, 2007

The schmaltzy intro song was the only excellent part. It's best to just stop the video as the song ends and watch the rest of the film in your imagination as the real thing is just sub-subgenius crap that doesn't begin to live up to the setup and title.
posted by bunnytricks at 1:56 PM on January 17, 2007

"This is a single link youtube post."

your mom's a single link youtube post. and i don't try to fuck start her face every time she shows up here, do i? DO I?!?

ok, i do, but because she's a dirty whore. nothing personal.
posted by jcterminal at 2:04 AM on January 18, 2007

jcterminal was it you that got me a metafilter account? 'Cause it sure keeps me occupied when my mom is taking care of business in the other room. If so cheers, it's great. Though I think stalking me round the site and commenting on all my comments is a bit weird. I know my mom is hot and all, but aren't you getting a little obsessed with our family? You should know we have a gun, and took classes at the range. Just saying.

And what's with all the bawling after you cum?
posted by econous at 5:03 AM on January 18, 2007

you misspelled 'wii bowling'
posted by cortex at 6:21 AM on January 18, 2007

Holy shit, I haven't seen this in years! It was once available from my weird local video store on a compilation of other super 8 films and I used to rent it again and again just for this short. Seriously! I once did a monologue from it at a talent show. ("What do you think would have happened to you if you had hit my car?" -> repeat 5 times.)

Thanks for posting this.
posted by Pinwheel at 11:52 AM on January 18, 2007

I lasted about two minutes. And that ain't New Jersey. Looks like Thousand Oaks, CA.
posted by deborah at 2:12 PM on January 18, 2007

ecounous:

And this is a comment. We BOTH win!
posted by dozo at 3:26 PM on January 18, 2007