iphone
February 26, 2007 3:09 AM   Subscribe

iphone hello
posted by baker dave (61 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: this is not very good. we've all seen the iphone.



 
seriously?
posted by cillit bang at 3:19 AM on February 26, 2007


Wow! That was just like a commercial. But by Apple! I am shitting ipod nanos right now I am so impatient for a cell phone that will have caller ID by Apple. Thank job for the rounded corners!
posted by srboisvert at 3:22 AM on February 26, 2007


A one link submission to a commercial? W.T.F.
posted by Osmanthus at 3:23 AM on February 26, 2007


i'm so glad that apple isn't a corporate behemoth and everything they do turns to rainbows and unicorns.
posted by efalk at 3:24 AM on February 26, 2007


I love Apple as much as the next cool hip dude but really?!? An ad is not best of the web.
posted by twistedonion at 3:24 AM on February 26, 2007


I think baker dave likes the iphone a little too much, if you know what I mean. This might not be a good thing, because I don't know how waterproof it is. Just be careful baker dave, you may want to consider a rubber, when you do that.
posted by Jimbob at 3:34 AM on February 26, 2007


If you have javascript turned off all you get is a black and white picture of an old rotary phone. Problem is, that's more exciting and a better design than the iPhone. You can't murder someone with an iPhone.
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 3:41 AM on February 26, 2007


You can't murder someone with an iPhone.

We can try, no?
posted by Blip at 3:42 AM on February 26, 2007


Goodbye.
posted by NeonSurge at 3:43 AM on February 26, 2007


Let the Metafilter intervention begin....
posted by fluffycreature at 3:44 AM on February 26, 2007


An ad is not best of the web.

A really crappy ad is not the best of the web.
posted by twine42 at 3:45 AM on February 26, 2007 [1 favorite]


iPhone hello.jpg
posted by rxrfrx at 3:46 AM on February 26, 2007 [1 favorite]


Spammer. I call for bannination.
posted by Eideteker at 3:53 AM on February 26, 2007


Dork.
posted by c13 at 3:53 AM on February 26, 2007


Oh, and if I had more time before work, I'd write a comment fable about this asshole reporting to his bosses at apple, and being rewarded with 99 virgins just as Agent Haughey (CODENAME: Number One) busts through the door and Agent West (CODENAME: The Librarian) through the glass ceiling to take down this multibillion-dollar wallet rape factory. But I have a train to catch, so suffer, bitches.
posted by Eideteker at 3:57 AM on February 26, 2007 [1 favorite]


Hey everyone, look at me, I'm posting in a deleted thread!
posted by Rhomboid at 3:57 AM on February 26, 2007 [2 favorites]


Aren't there any celebrity deaths you can update us on?
posted by ardgedee at 4:00 AM on February 26, 2007


This phone, it vibrates?
posted by eriko at 4:01 AM on February 26, 2007


I look forward to the mental gymnastics of iPhone justification.
posted by srboisvert at 4:02 AM on February 26, 2007


So what, is baker_dave the Woz's sock puppet?
posted by Brittanie at 4:11 AM on February 26, 2007


Oooh I've never posted in a deleted thread before.
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 4:12 AM on February 26, 2007


<img src="THIS_THREAD_IS_BALEETED.gif" />
posted by chrominance at 4:13 AM on February 26, 2007


Style over content
posted by Hogshead at 4:13 AM on February 26, 2007


Flagged as....wait for it....noise!

omg I'm living the dream
posted by DU at 4:14 AM on February 26, 2007


I just called to say "I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL"
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 4:14 AM on February 26, 2007


Star Wars no
posted by Smart Dalek at 4:14 AM on February 26, 2007 [1 favorite]


This is a pretty sweet commercial, tho.
posted by soundofsuburbia at 4:20 AM on February 26, 2007


The excitement that a lot of people have about every little thing that Apple does sometimes creeps me out.
posted by psmealey at 4:29 AM on February 26, 2007


ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
posted by notsnot at 4:31 AM on February 26, 2007


I feel Great
posted by Balisong at 4:36 AM on February 26, 2007 [1 favorite]


So this iPhone...it vibrates?
posted by Colloquial Collision at 4:38 AM on February 26, 2007


GOD DAMN IT ERIKO
posted by Colloquial Collision at 4:38 AM on February 26, 2007


An apple iPhone thread?

Yeah, this should be about 200 comments or so.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 4:38 AM on February 26, 2007


This makes me want to hit baker dave.
posted by chillmost at 4:39 AM on February 26, 2007


.
posted by Dave Faris at 4:41 AM on February 26, 2007


Goodbye, baker dave.
posted by Effigy2000 at 4:44 AM on February 26, 2007


Wow, Apple stole U2's video idea.
posted by eustacescrubb at 4:44 AM on February 26, 2007


What a stunningly pointless post. I'm well up for getting a decent phone when this thing finally wends its way to the UK but a link to an extremely average ad?
posted by i_cola at 4:45 AM on February 26, 2007


I'm just gonna crack open a chilled fresh can of pepsi blue, kick back and watch this wonderful, wonderful iphone documentary that brings the 'art' into 'advertising'.

Oh wait, there is no art in advertising. Nevermind.
posted by algreer at 4:50 AM on February 26, 2007


there's no better way to start my week than with some unbridled anger towards a questionable fpp.
posted by localhuman at 4:50 AM on February 26, 2007


There's a lot of arse in advertising...
posted by i_cola at 4:55 AM on February 26, 2007


Thread ends here!
posted by slater at 4:57 AM on February 26, 2007


Not so fast, buster.
posted by Optamystic at 4:58 AM on February 26, 2007


Pepsi! It's the life for me!
posted by kimota at 5:03 AM on February 26, 2007


I wonder if the iPhone comes in Pepsi Blue?
posted by terrapin at 5:06 AM on February 26, 2007


i dunked my iphone in pepsi blue and it stopped working
posted by pyramid termite at 5:09 AM on February 26, 2007


Thank you for posting this. I would never have heard about the iphone if you had not posted this...COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!
posted by typewriter at 5:18 AM on February 26, 2007


iPhone? Never heard of it.
posted by sonofslim at 5:23 AM on February 26, 2007


*
posted by three blind mice at 5:24 AM on February 26, 2007


no, you press # for another thread
posted by pyramid termite at 5:25 AM on February 26, 2007


Pepsi makes phones now?
posted by nevercalm at 5:31 AM on February 26, 2007


tl;dr
posted by staggernation at 5:37 AM on February 26, 2007


No, this phone's made of tasty Kool-Aid.
posted by Optamystic at 5:38 AM on February 26, 2007


Hey guys, did you hear that apple is making a PHONE? I can't wait!
posted by Justinian at 5:39 AM on February 26, 2007


Without the img tag, we are left defenseless against this sort of post.
posted by Sticherbeast at 5:40 AM on February 26, 2007


I think baker dave likes the iphone a little too much, if you know what I mean. This might not be a good thing, because I don't know how waterproof it is. Just be careful baker dave, you may want to consider a rubber, when you do that.

It's from Apple; it doesn't have a virus!
posted by ZenMasterThis at 5:40 AM on February 26, 2007


Was this posting paid by Apple?
posted by homodigitalis at 5:40 AM on February 26, 2007


Yay! Two minutes hate!
posted by Skorgu at 5:42 AM on February 26, 2007


I'm working off of the assumption that the celebrities who do not say "hello" in the commercial do not endorse the iphone. If Sam Jackson's not into it, it just can't be that cool.
posted by inconsequentialist at 5:42 AM on February 26, 2007


It's from Apple; it doesn't have a virus!

it has a worm
posted by pyramid termite at 5:43 AM on February 26, 2007 [1 favorite]


Oh wait, there is no art in advertising.
That is so completely ignorant that I don't know where to begin.
Unless my sarcasm detector is on the fritz again.

Pepsi
HA I get it, 'cause you're making a reference to pepsi blue because it's a commercial.

That was really witty of you. Not to mention original, and not at all overdone. Nope, that pepsi blue "insider" is going to remain fresh for life at this rate.

Can't we just fucking discuss this instead of showing off how cool we all are by snarking the hell out of it? I thought it was a really good commercial.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 5:45 AM on February 26, 2007


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