IS FATTY MESSING UP YOUR SEX POSITIONS???
February 26, 2007 1:22 PM Subscribe
Unfortunately, no one can be told exactly what the ASS MATRIX is. You'll have to see it for yourself. (not safe for work, or brain cells)
This post was deleted for the following reason: Is there anything interesting here or is it just funny porn talk and photos of asses?
It's good to finally have a name for the kind of ass I like.
posted by chrismear at 1:36 PM on February 26, 2007
posted by chrismear at 1:36 PM on February 26, 2007
When you get a big chick in doggy style, all that saggy extra thigh meat, droopy ass meat and belly meat get in the way of your strokes. You lose up to 5 inches of dick because you can't even reach the pussy due to the deep pocket the pussy sits in, due to all the fat surrounding the coochie. You can't fuck a fat chick unless you're working with MAJOR HARDWARE!
Good to know.
posted by Kwantsar at 1:44 PM on February 26, 2007
Good to know.
posted by Kwantsar at 1:44 PM on February 26, 2007
I want my five dollars back.
posted by poweredbybeard at 1:50 PM on February 26, 2007
posted by poweredbybeard at 1:50 PM on February 26, 2007
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i'm sorry.
posted by sergeant sandwich at 1:25 PM on February 26, 2007