Ha Ha. Jeb Bush Doesn't Get a Degree
March 24, 2007 12:52 PM   Subscribe

Ha Ha. Jeb Bush Doesn't Get a Degree
posted by expriest (24 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: lol ancillary political minutea rofl -- cortex



 
That's the best post you can find on the entire Internet?
posted by Frank Grimes at 12:54 PM on March 24, 2007


wendell.
posted by piratebowling at 12:56 PM on March 24, 2007


Couldn't even be arsed to include tags.
posted by basicchannel at 12:57 PM on March 24, 2007


I applaud their attempt to give the man on the white horse a good sharp shove at a moment of vunerability.
posted by jamjam at 1:02 PM on March 24, 2007


I'm sure the Supreme Court will fix this
posted by matteo at 1:07 PM on March 24, 2007


(and by the way, I hereby predict Jebby/Thompson as the Republican ticket for 2008)
posted by matteo at 1:07 PM on March 24, 2007


At least Bill Gates will finally get a degree from Harvard this June.
posted by ericb at 1:08 PM on March 24, 2007


It's not easy to get those honorary degrees, though. They don't give them out to just anyone, just because they're famous. For example, I'm sure that Mike Tyson worked very hard to earn the Doctorate in Humane Letters he got from Central Ohio State University in 1989. Because Mike Tyson is obviously a humanitarian kind of guy.

Maybe Jebb needs to quit being a rebel, get out of Florida, and to just go after that same old boring honorary degree at Yale that his brother, father and grandfather all have.
posted by miss lynnster at 1:19 PM on March 24, 2007


Surely this...

will get deleted.
posted by Devils Rancher at 1:21 PM on March 24, 2007


Well, he may not get a degree, but at least he sux, amirite?
posted by Balisong at 1:23 PM on March 24, 2007




Before this thread gets closed, I hope someone manages to make a "No, You Can't Have a Degree / Not Yours" pic.
posted by Wolfdog at 1:37 PM on March 24, 2007


You're joking, right?
posted by oaf at 1:45 PM on March 24, 2007


Good for the Faculty Senate.
posted by owhydididoit at 1:54 PM on March 24, 2007


Did he send that picture with his application? Because he looks a little Down-Syndromy there.
posted by The Straightener at 1:56 PM on March 24, 2007


This thread is going to go down like something that goes down quickly accompanied by the sound of a swannee whistle...
posted by ob at 2:01 PM on March 24, 2007


Metaflter Hint # 279: Posts that start out "Ha. Ha" usually end up on the cutting room floor.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 2:03 PM on March 24, 2007


This would be a dumb post even if Jeb had the remotest chance of ever again winning an election higher than dog catcher.
posted by DU at 2:03 PM on March 24, 2007


Ha Ha. Down Syndrome.
posted by the other side at 2:04 PM on March 24, 2007


Ha Ha
posted by lee at 2:07 PM on March 24, 2007


charles manson didn't get a degree from harvard divinity school, either
posted by pyramid termite at 2:10 PM on March 24, 2007


Before this thread gets closed, I hope someone manages to make a "No, You Can't Have a Degree / Not Yours" pic.

not mine (via Fark)
posted by pruner at 2:11 PM on March 24, 2007


i just wanted to pop in and get a comment posted before the thread gets deleted.
posted by shmegegge at 2:20 PM on March 24, 2007


Fuck you Shmegegge!
posted by Diskeater at 2:24 PM on March 24, 2007


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