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Salt! - w4m - 21 (Chelsea) (NSFW)
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posted by basicchannel (24 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: a little low on depth, interest and interest. -- jessamyn



 
This is "best of the web"? Ye Gods.
posted by Steven C. Den Beste at 8:06 PM on April 9, 2007


welcome to fark.
posted by mattbucher at 8:06 PM on April 9, 2007


I find it worrisome that this person did not see fit to add the cooterwash tag.
posted by suckerpunch at 8:08 PM on April 9, 2007


i guess semen just isn't salty enough? is semen kosher? never mind.
posted by spish at 8:08 PM on April 9, 2007


While I don't know the first thing about using salt in THAT way, a pretty decent outline of the history of the use of salt can be found in this book.
posted by blaneyphoto at 8:12 PM on April 9, 2007


I really do not feel I need to explain this further.

You most certainly do!
posted by lekvar at 8:13 PM on April 9, 2007


If only there was a way to link up posts of this quality with comments of the quality seen on YouTube.
posted by klangklangston at 8:15 PM on April 9, 2007


klangklangston, be sure to paste this comment in three other threads or you'll be using grocer's apostrophes forever more!
posted by maxwelton at 8:22 PM on April 9, 2007


ewww.
posted by nola at 8:26 PM on April 9, 2007


It makes perfect sense...

This woman is clearly doing her best to protect her vagina from slugs.
posted by drezdn at 8:26 PM on April 9, 2007


Melts the ice and provides traction.
posted by kuujjuarapik at 8:27 PM on April 9, 2007


Or it's a form of contraception.

She heard if you salt the earth, nothing may be planted there, and took it too far.
posted by drezdn at 8:28 PM on April 9, 2007


Mmmm....9-volt battery. Needs salt.
posted by googly at 8:30 PM on April 9, 2007


Salt is drying and abrasive; she's either trying to catch a disease or spread one. Besides which it sounds dreadfully uncomfortable for both partners.
posted by davy at 8:30 PM on April 9, 2007


Who ever does this better be careful, or she might claim she was a-salted.
posted by drezdn at 8:31 PM on April 9, 2007 [1 favorite]


I'm thinking, medically, that can't be safe. A half a cup of salt can be fatal, and the vagina has all those little capillaries near the surface.
posted by dhartung at 8:32 PM on April 9, 2007


But drezdn, the best way to deal with slugs is to leave mugs of cheap beer or wine out for the slugs to crawl into and drown. (I heard Ripple works well.) Then the feral dogs come to eat them, if the homeless guys don't get there first. ("I tellya man ya gotta chew the worm!")
posted by davy at 8:34 PM on April 9, 2007


Or, she's an African woman suffering from Post-Partem Depression.
posted by basicchannel at 8:35 PM on April 9, 2007


What suicide by salt feel like? Should I scratch it off my Methods list?
posted by davy at 8:35 PM on April 9, 2007


"no creeps". Hmmm...
posted by LordSludge at 8:36 PM on April 9, 2007


I like to think that through the glory of the interweb we could bring these two kooky lovebirds together.
posted by django_z at 8:36 PM on April 9, 2007


She's just trying to spice up her sex life.
posted by drezdn at 8:37 PM on April 9, 2007


Better salt than sand.
posted by atrazine at 8:38 PM on April 9, 2007


I'd imagine sand would be marginally better, less drying. Vaginally, I mean.
posted by davy at 8:40 PM on April 9, 2007


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