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May 29, 2007 6:30 AM   Subscribe

Take one cup insatiable creativity, four heaping tablespoons of talent, one whole hot chick, and an army of fans. Mix vigorously in an LA sized cocktail shaker. What's the drink of the day? Killola! The internet's rockinest band. Aside from the rocking, they also make videos for your amusement.
posted by SinisterPurpose (14 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: your favorite band may or may not suck but they should definitely be on YOB. -- jessamyn



 
But do they treat employees at HOB with respect? I must know before I make up my mind.
posted by soundofsuburbia at 6:37 AM on May 29, 2007


four heaping tablespoons of talent, one whole hot chick,

The talent pool of "hot chicks" might actually fit on a tablespoon.
posted by three blind mice at 6:38 AM on May 29, 2007


Is this a fucking ad?
posted by sfts2 at 6:39 AM on May 29, 2007


Take one cup Alan Thicke's sperm, four heaping tablespoons of talent, one whole hot dude, and an army of fans. Mix vigorously in an LA sized cocktail shaker. What's the drink of the day? Robin Thicke! The internet's rockinest solo artist. Aside from the rocking, he also makes videos for your amusement.
posted by ND¢ at 6:46 AM on May 29, 2007


Link broken? I didn't find a hot chick and the YT channel has fewer than 100 subscribers, which would make them somewhere around the 1e7th most rockingest band on the internets (combined total).
posted by DU at 6:48 AM on May 29, 2007


Is it sad that I clicked on the link to see exactly how hot the chick was, rather than to see weather or not this band was good? (By the way, they suck.)
posted by ChestnutMonkey at 6:49 AM on May 29, 2007


Take one cup of sounding like every other band on earth, four heaping tablespoons of cookie monster voice, one whole bald dude, and an army of fans. Mix vigorously in an American Idol sized cocktail shaker. What's the drink of the day? Daughtry! The internet's rockinest band. Aside from the rocking, they also make videos for your amusement.
posted by ND¢ at 6:51 AM on May 29, 2007


This is worse than Darfur.
posted by basicchannel at 6:52 AM on May 29, 2007


Take one cup insatiable creativity, four heaping tablespoons of talent, one whole hot chick, and an army of fans. Mix vigorously in an NY sized cocktail shaker. What's the drink of the day? Pretty Flowers! The internet's rockinest band. Aside from the rocking, they also make Mefi posts for your amusement.
posted by ND¢ at 6:54 AM on May 29, 2007 [1 favorite]


I too immediately thought of Pretty Flowers, but a cursory inspection doesn't seem to indicate any self-linkage.

As for the music, it's ain't my bag. On the track I listened to, they kept hinting that they were in fact, just getting ready to really rock out, but they never did.
posted by BeerFilter at 7:07 AM on May 29, 2007


It may not be a self-link, but it consists entirely of a band's website, and myspace and youtube pages. That is somewhere in the range of bad FPPness between pig killing double and self-link.

Also, apparently Michael Buble covers Leonard Cohen's "I'm Your Man" on his new album. So there's that.
posted by ND¢ at 7:19 AM on May 29, 2007


Wow, they're truly dreadful. I assume this is a joke or a self-link.
posted by dobbs at 7:23 AM on May 29, 2007


WOW! Another shitty band from LA! And this one's got a hot chick! Super Awesome!

No offense to LA Mefites, but I think LA must be where originality goes to die.
posted by Pollomacho at 7:28 AM on May 29, 2007


I guess "smokin' hot chicks" are in the eye of the beholder.
posted by Dave Faris at 7:33 AM on May 29, 2007


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