One little piggy
May 29, 2007 6:39 AM Subscribe
Hogzilla 11-year-old guns down a 1051-pund hog.
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lolpig
posted by mr_crash_davis at 6:42 AM on May 29, 2007
posted by mr_crash_davis at 6:42 AM on May 29, 2007
Should I repeat my "ham for dinner" joke now? 'Cuz... ha ha!
posted by miss lynnster at 6:51 AM on May 29, 2007
posted by miss lynnster at 6:51 AM on May 29, 2007
I have often wished that I could shoot a pig repeatedly with a handgun. But I hear that if the other pigs catch you, they beat you severely.
posted by Mayor Curley at 6:55 AM on May 29, 2007
posted by Mayor Curley at 6:55 AM on May 29, 2007
Old Soviet joke:
Khrushchev visited a pig farm and was photographed there. In the Tass news office, a discussion is under way what should be the caption under the picture.
"Comrade Khrushchev among pigs," "Comrade Khrushchev and pigs," "Pigs around Comrade Khrushchev," -- all is rejected.
Finally the editor makes the decision. The caption is "The third from left - Comrade Khrushchev."
posted by hodyoaten at 7:02 AM on May 29, 2007 [1 favorite]
Khrushchev visited a pig farm and was photographed there. In the Tass news office, a discussion is under way what should be the caption under the picture.
"Comrade Khrushchev among pigs," "Comrade Khrushchev and pigs," "Pigs around Comrade Khrushchev," -- all is rejected.
Finally the editor makes the decision. The caption is "The third from left - Comrade Khrushchev."
posted by hodyoaten at 7:02 AM on May 29, 2007 [1 favorite]
Mayor Curley, I read that if you kill a 1051 lb. hog, its mate will move heaven and hell to exact revenge. That boy's days are numbered.
posted by hermitosis at 7:02 AM on May 29, 2007
posted by hermitosis at 7:02 AM on May 29, 2007
I call bullshit... oh and double.
posted by MissNefertiti at 7:03 AM on May 29, 2007
posted by MissNefertiti at 7:03 AM on May 29, 2007
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