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July 4, 2007 11:00 AM   Subscribe

S. Ballmer - Developers (extended club monkeydance mix)
posted by Blazecock Pileon (26 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Sweating to the oldies. Dude, this is like six years old. -- cortex



 
As a fan of the original clips, all I can say is...BRAVO!
posted by ghastlyfop at 11:05 AM on July 4, 2007


I don't understand this, but it is great.
I bet the guy in the video will enjoy it, too.
posted by Methylviolet at 11:07 AM on July 4, 2007


pfft.
posted by quonsar at 11:10 AM on July 4, 2007


This video made me want to squirt.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 11:10 AM on July 4, 2007


I... LOVE.... THIS... COMPANY!! POST!!
posted by porn in the woods at 11:11 AM on July 4, 2007


steve ballmer is out of his fucking mind.
posted by empath at 11:11 AM on July 4, 2007


Yeah I'm not sure what makes him look worse, this or the original.
posted by The Thnikkaman at 11:12 AM on July 4, 2007


just loaded this on my Zune, anyone need a squirt?
posted by porn in the woods at 11:14 AM on July 4, 2007


Awesome.
posted by Alex404 at 11:15 AM on July 4, 2007


It's strange when you say a word so many times, it begins to lose its meaning. You hear the sounds, but the meaning dissapates. Like looking at your own face too long in the mirror, it slowly loses you. Like love.
posted by four panels at 11:16 AM on July 4, 2007


somebody set up us the ballmer
posted by gubo at 11:25 AM on July 4, 2007


can't sleep... ballmers will eat me...
posted by sidereal at 11:28 AM on July 4, 2007


Somehow his calorie expenditure appears to remain low.
posted by itchylick at 11:30 AM on July 4, 2007


Nice piece of work. And I am supposed to buy the software manufactured by this fat bastard's company? I think not. (Running Ubuntu on this very machine, thanks to Mr. Ballmer.)
posted by metasonix at 11:31 AM on July 4, 2007


This has nothing on the Domokun version.
posted by Ryvar at 11:32 AM on July 4, 2007 [2 favorites]


I have a quicktime of this that came out a few days after the conference. I'm trying to figure out why they made a domain just to link back to Youtube. There are no ads? There's no tracking? Is it just for the ... love?

Cheerleading. Never leaves ya.
posted by cavalier at 11:33 AM on July 4, 2007


You know how most people are more afraid of public speaking than death? This is why.
posted by Clay201 at 11:36 AM on July 4, 2007 [1 favorite]


That is the most unsexy thing I have ever seen.
posted by psmealey at 11:41 AM on July 4, 2007


Has this video seriously never been posted here in the last 3 years? Not that I mind, I'll watch it over an over again.
posted by Devils Rancher at 11:42 AM on July 4, 2007


Can I be the asshole who says "This is, like, five years old" because this is, like, five years old?
posted by cillit bang at 11:45 AM on July 4, 2007 [1 favorite]


Yeah, but we all saw it on The Register, and that was so 1990's dot.com. This is obviously the new, improved YouTube/Google Web 2.0 version.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 11:54 AM on July 4, 2007


testers.
posted by exit at 11:58 AM on July 4, 2007


Can I be the asshole who says "This is, like, five years old" because this is, like, five years old?

Oh good. Now I don't have to be The Guy.
posted by Bryan Behrenshausen at 12:00 PM on July 4, 2007


This is my preferred Ballmer video. No editing required, just the absolute arrogance of the public face of a corporation. Hideously embarssing, uncomfortable to watch. And now, 700,000 iphones in three days later, a little shadenfreudetastic.
posted by jonson at 12:04 PM on July 4, 2007


Ballmer's already seen it ;)
posted by metasonix at 12:04 PM on July 4, 2007


Holy shit, jonson, it sounds like he's channeling Matt Foley in that segment.
posted by psmealey at 12:10 PM on July 4, 2007


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