Today is the day
February 5, 2008 11:17 PM Subscribe
Today is the day for a surreal foam man.
This post was deleted for the following reason: yesterday was the day. today is also A day but perhaps not THE day. It is also clearly not YOUR dady -- jessamyn
Today is the day for snark!
posted by phrontist at 11:19 PM on February 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by phrontist at 11:19 PM on February 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
"Actually" jinx!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 11:20 PM on February 5, 2008
posted by flapjax at midnite at 11:20 PM on February 5, 2008
Every day is the day for snark!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 11:20 PM on February 5, 2008
posted by flapjax at midnite at 11:20 PM on February 5, 2008
Sorry, item!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 11:21 PM on February 5, 2008
posted by flapjax at midnite at 11:21 PM on February 5, 2008
Actually!... hmm.. actually.
posted by sir_rubixalot at 11:23 PM on February 5, 2008
posted by sir_rubixalot at 11:23 PM on February 5, 2008
Foam swords, item, at dawn!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 11:24 PM on February 5, 2008
posted by flapjax at midnite at 11:24 PM on February 5, 2008
Today is not my day.
posted by blahblah at 11:26 PM on February 5, 2008 [6 favorites]
posted by blahblah at 11:26 PM on February 5, 2008 [6 favorites]
I think blahblah IS Foam Man, and therefore, this post is a SELF-LINK!
Everybody, grab your FOAM PITCHFORKS!!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 11:29 PM on February 5, 2008 [2 favorites]
Everybody, grab your FOAM PITCHFORKS!!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 11:29 PM on February 5, 2008 [2 favorites]
Dawn in Japan or dawn in Texas? or dawn in the park?
Dawn by the river,
I shot my baby...
posted by flapjax at midnite at 11:30 PM on February 5, 2008 [2 favorites]
Dawn by the river,
I shot my baby...
posted by flapjax at midnite at 11:30 PM on February 5, 2008 [2 favorites]
This is what happens when one watches too much political coverage late into the night.
My brain has turned to foam
posted by blahblah at 11:31 PM on February 5, 2008
My brain has turned to foam
posted by blahblah at 11:31 PM on February 5, 2008
Been dawn so long
It looks like dusk to me
posted by flapjax at midnite at 11:37 PM on February 5, 2008
It looks like dusk to me
posted by flapjax at midnite at 11:37 PM on February 5, 2008
*gets carried away and stabs everyone with foam pitchfork*
posted by gomichild at 11:38 PM on February 5, 2008
posted by gomichild at 11:38 PM on February 5, 2008
AAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 11:39 PM on February 5, 2008
posted by flapjax at midnite at 11:39 PM on February 5, 2008
For some reason I didn't click on it the first time, but in fairness, I have to favourite the first post.
It was awesome though.
posted by blacklite at 11:44 PM on February 5, 2008
It was awesome though.
posted by blacklite at 11:44 PM on February 5, 2008
Ah, don't get all mushy on us item... c'mon, grab some foam and help me fend off gomichild here! Plus we haven't finished off blahblah yet!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 11:46 PM on February 5, 2008
posted by flapjax at midnite at 11:46 PM on February 5, 2008
Oh, jeezis, now here's wendell! OK, wendell, you're either WITH us, or AGAINST us! What's it gonna be?
posted by flapjax at midnite at 11:47 PM on February 5, 2008
posted by flapjax at midnite at 11:47 PM on February 5, 2008
I haven't got the stomach for this...and neither has foam guy! A-hoo, a-ha, erk.
posted by Abiezer at 12:06 AM on February 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Abiezer at 12:06 AM on February 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
hmmm wendell is posting but not on irc hey... I wonder when he started hating us there.....
posted by gomichild at 12:06 AM on February 6, 2008
posted by gomichild at 12:06 AM on February 6, 2008
gomi, if only you knew how I struggled to stop myself make "danger from whalers" jokes about you potentially emerging for the Tokyo meet-up.
posted by Abiezer at 12:08 AM on February 6, 2008
posted by Abiezer at 12:08 AM on February 6, 2008
pfft you are such a wimp Abiezer. You only refrain from fear that I'll pop over there and sit on you.
posted by gomichild at 12:17 AM on February 6, 2008
posted by gomichild at 12:17 AM on February 6, 2008
For the record only 2 fisherman have tried to harpoon me so far when I've gone walking down the beach.
posted by gomichild at 12:18 AM on February 6, 2008
posted by gomichild at 12:18 AM on February 6, 2008
All aboard the fail boat...
posted by disillusioned at 12:18 AM on February 6, 2008
posted by disillusioned at 12:18 AM on February 6, 2008
Didn't we already see this bullshit?
Foamy penis-shaped, cheerios bowel man wasting my time.
Bitches.
posted by Chuffy at 12:20 AM on February 6, 2008
Foamy penis-shaped, cheerios bowel man wasting my time.
Bitches.
posted by Chuffy at 12:20 AM on February 6, 2008
Hah. I actually for some reason thought this was a purposeful reconstruction of Burhanistan's post based on the recent debacle regarding Single-Link Posts, but alas no, just a normal double. My life is meaningless again.
posted by Phire at 12:24 AM on February 6, 2008
posted by Phire at 12:24 AM on February 6, 2008
Isn't this, like, didn't I like, already weep to this? Like just a couple days ago...
posted by From Bklyn at 12:29 AM on February 6, 2008
posted by From Bklyn at 12:29 AM on February 6, 2008
So, who here likes foam pancakes?
posted by No Mutant Enemy at 12:42 AM on February 6, 2008
posted by No Mutant Enemy at 12:42 AM on February 6, 2008
You all got fwmd.
posted by Elmore at 12:57 AM on February 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Elmore at 12:57 AM on February 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
Fill out these foams, in triplicate.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 1:03 AM on February 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by flapjax at midnite at 1:03 AM on February 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
More importantly, today is New Year's Eve. The neighbours are already going firecracker crazy. 拜个早年: Happy Year of the Rat, one and all.
posted by Abiezer at 1:21 AM on February 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Abiezer at 1:21 AM on February 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
Sometimes puns aren't the simple enjoyment of written speech.
posted by stavrogin at 1:22 AM on February 6, 2008
posted by stavrogin at 1:22 AM on February 6, 2008
may your double-posts return with forks sticking out of their heads!
posted by UbuRoivas at 2:27 AM on February 6, 2008
posted by UbuRoivas at 2:27 AM on February 6, 2008
...and so say all of us (creepy reconstituted foam mefites)
posted by UbuRoivas at 2:36 AM on February 6, 2008
posted by UbuRoivas at 2:36 AM on February 6, 2008
foam is an essential part of your daily diet. our reconstituted foam in a can (FAM) will saite your appetite, appease your pallete, all while enlarging your penis and helping you attract women and stop commiting the 11 mistakes all guys make.
act now! act.. today!
posted by Dillonlikescookies at 2:57 AM on February 6, 2008
act now! act.. today!
posted by Dillonlikescookies at 2:57 AM on February 6, 2008
Foam the Bell Tolls, by Ernest Foamingway.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 3:00 AM on February 6, 2008
posted by flapjax at midnite at 3:00 AM on February 6, 2008
Foamenting unrest, I see.
posted by louche mustachio at 4:09 AM on February 6, 2008
posted by louche mustachio at 4:09 AM on February 6, 2008
absolutely.
foam each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.
posted by UbuRoivas at 4:18 AM on February 6, 2008
foam each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.
posted by UbuRoivas at 4:18 AM on February 6, 2008
Mr. Haughey, tear down this thread!
posted by Eideteker at 4:34 AM on February 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Eideteker at 4:34 AM on February 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
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