3 hour tour, 6 months probation
March 12, 2008 12:09 AM   Subscribe

Mary Ann and Mary Jane.

*minutes of internal struggle* Must...not...post...one link....new filter....uh...uh.....

Hell, I did it. Why? Well, to see the clever comments of course. The headline writers are having fun with it...
posted by bonefish (24 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Gosh, Skipper, you sure you should be postin' this? -- cortex



 
news filter! newzzz filter!
posted by bonefish at 12:12 AM on March 12, 2008


Well, I know it's been said before, but weak newsfiltery links aren't really great FPP material, and there's supposed to be more to go on than just the hope of good comments.

That said, I'd really like to say something positive and not snark (should just be left for meta or flagging), but there's not too much of interest to go on from the article. Have you seen any other stuff pertaining to it around that makes it less, well, flat?
posted by Stunt at 12:12 AM on March 12, 2008


Fortunately for her costar, ginger is still legal.
posted by Malor at 12:17 AM on March 12, 2008


Right, thank you Malor. That's the kind of response I needed there. Bravo.
posted by Stunt at 12:18 AM on March 12, 2008


If the majority of your post is about why you probably shouldn't have posted it, that's a pretty good sign that you should have refrained.
posted by dersins at 12:19 AM on March 12, 2008


I guess I could have linked to cute headlines like Gillgan's high land, etc. but was too anxious to see what Mefites would come up with. Now I will reap the snark...
posted by bonefish at 12:20 AM on March 12, 2008


You purposely posted crap to see what people would say about you? Terrible behavior.
posted by LarryC at 12:27 AM on March 12, 2008


I feel badly for her -- no schadenfreude here. Eliot Spitzer, sure, but not her.
posted by mosk at 12:29 AM on March 12, 2008


gulp, did not purposely post to get a scolding, no! To see some good puns, yes...
posted by bonefish at 12:32 AM on March 12, 2008


I will not honor your lame post with a witty comment. Nope.
posted by wendell at 12:33 AM on March 12, 2008


Ick ... I hate when OPs try coaching the thread. So unseemly. "C'mon guys, post like this."

Another stunning victory in the war on drugs. Well done, Idaho.
posted by EatTheWeek at 12:40 AM on March 12, 2008


I've smoked dope with her.
posted by Henry C. Mabuse at 12:51 AM on March 12, 2008


Oh my, my, oh hell yes,
Honey put on that party dress.
posted by bwg at 1:13 AM on March 12, 2008


She says it's not her dope, and I believe her. Like I believed it when Denver reversed his initial statement that the "package" he'd received had come from her....
posted by squasha at 1:18 AM on March 12, 2008


Huh?
Ginger or Mary Ann, dude?
Who?
Fuck it.
posted by client9 at 2:54 AM on March 12, 2008


Legalize it.
posted by Scoo at 4:04 AM on March 12, 2008


She looks good, and happy.
posted by seanmpuckett at 4:27 AM on March 12, 2008


waste my time for your dumb post based on your selfish ego
pls refrain
posted by dodialog at 4:42 AM on March 12, 2008


This is an eternal question for me because Ginger was the subject of my first romantic (ok, masturbation) fantasies. But Mary Ann is the girl next door, the one who wouldn't mind hanging out and tokin' on a blunt.

Vast cultural stereotyping and generalizations, but Mary Ann:Ginger::cannabis:cocaine. I'll kick it with the plaid and pigtails any day.
posted by mistersquid at 4:56 AM on March 12, 2008


Only six months?! Unsupervised?!

Seriously, there should be minimum jail time for something like this...
posted by Navelgazer at 5:04 AM on March 12, 2008


Smoking doobage : oughta be legal.

Driving while wasted : oughta be horse-whipped.
posted by Enron Hubbard at 5:46 AM on March 12, 2008


A search of her car revealed four half-smoked joints

This is the real crime. The rich are so wasteful and take for granted the resources that the rest of us have to struggle for :(
posted by lostburner at 5:53 AM on March 12, 2008


OK, check this out.

This is the photo that ran with the Yahoo version of this story.

Does something look amiss here?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 5:53 AM on March 12, 2008


That's a bad hobbit to have.
posted by Elmore at 6:29 AM on March 12, 2008


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