Which of these hookers would you pay for?
March 25, 2008 7:06 PM   Subscribe

Top Ten Movie Hookers.
posted by crossoverman (11 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: just because this isn't from Cracked doesn't mean it's not a SLLP (single link list post) which are now on the "better only do this if it's really awesome" list. This is not really awesome. -- jessamyn



 
Your favourite hooker sucks.
posted by soundofsuburbia at 7:10 PM on March 25, 2008


By this point I'm just surprised that this isn't from cracked. Nice list.
posted by Navelgazer at 7:10 PM on March 25, 2008 [1 favorite]


Your favourite hooker sucks.

What I pay them for.
posted by crossoverman at 7:15 PM on March 25, 2008


Also, a little odd not to see Marlene Dietrich on there.
posted by Navelgazer at 7:16 PM on March 25, 2008


bah
posted by Jon Mitchell at 7:16 PM on March 25, 2008


No Frankenhooker?
posted by brundlefly at 7:17 PM on March 25, 2008


Why no link, Opera? Anyway, that "bah" was a wikipedia link to Leaving Las Vegas.
posted by Jon Mitchell at 7:17 PM on March 25, 2008


Ah Marlene Dietrich, she was amazing in Touch of Evil.
posted by nola at 7:18 PM on March 25, 2008


I'd h

(must be strong)

I'd h-h-h-nnoooooooooooooo

(be STRONG!)

I'd hhhhah!!

I'd hhhhelpfully...suggest...that...this post is k-kinda thin. But okay.
posted by kittens for breakfast at 7:21 PM on March 25, 2008 [1 favorite]


"hookers" sounds quaint, like teenage bad girls doing tricks for a lark. Like playing "hookey" from school. This is the term that came from the Civil War general of the same name who ran a bordello in Washington DC, no wonder it sounds old fashioned. But no, that legend of General Hooker being the origin is not true, it may be as old as the 16th century.
posted by stbalbach at 7:24 PM on March 25, 2008


You know, we live in a sad world when a blog post about the top ten movie hookers doesn't include the three breasted prostitute from Total Recall.
posted by fatbobsmith at 7:25 PM on March 25, 2008 [2 favorites]


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