Ha Ha America
August 6, 2008 9:21 AM Subscribe
This post was deleted for the following reason: Three 'Ha's are better than two, apparently. -- cortex
Well not going to watch all 30min of that but I think it amply demonstrated my American inferiority qua economic well-being
posted by norabarnacl3 at 9:33 AM on August 6, 2008
posted by norabarnacl3 at 9:33 AM on August 6, 2008
Wait, wait, I want to have the argument about whether China is more dependent on America of vice versa again!
posted by nanojath at 9:40 AM on August 6, 2008
posted by nanojath at 9:40 AM on August 6, 2008
I was looking at a moldy slice of pizza in my fridge the other night. One splotch of green/blue fuzz was much larger than the rest.
posted by CynicalKnight at 9:56 AM on August 6, 2008
posted by CynicalKnight at 9:56 AM on August 6, 2008
They had me at the neverending LOADING....
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-aaah....
posted by Faint of Butt at 10:02 AM on August 6, 2008
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-aaah....
posted by Faint of Butt at 10:02 AM on August 6, 2008
That was the stupidist shit I've ever seen. At least get your fake ass chinglish sounding right.
posted by afu at 10:04 AM on August 6, 2008
posted by afu at 10:04 AM on August 6, 2008
This was so stupid it was racist. Chinky-chinky Chinese are so funny, the fuckers.
posted by KokuRyu at 10:24 AM on August 6, 2008
posted by KokuRyu at 10:24 AM on August 6, 2008
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.
posted by Meatbomb at 10:35 AM on August 6, 2008
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.
posted by Meatbomb at 10:35 AM on August 6, 2008
Neal Stephenson did fake Asian bragging better in 1992:
I'm Sushi K and I'm here to say
I like to rap in a different way
Look out Number One in every city
Sushi K rap has all most pretty
My special talking of remarkable words
Is not the stereotyped bucktooth nerd
My hair is as a galaxy
Cause I attain greater technology
I like to rap about sweetened romance
My fond ambition is of your pants
So here is of special remarkable way
Of this fellow raps named Sushi K
The Nipponese talking phenomenon
Like samurai sword his sharpened tongue
Who raps the East Asia and Pacific
Prosperity Sphere, to be specific
Sarariman on subway listen
For Sushi K like nuclear fission
Fire-breathing lizard Gojiro
He always my big-time hero
His mutant rap burn down whole block
Start investing now Sushi K stock
It on Nikkei stock exchanges
Waxes; other rappers wane
Best investment, make my day
Corporation Sushi K
Coming to America now
Rappers trying to start a row
Say "Stay in Japan, please, listen!"
We can't handle competition!"
U.S. rappers booing and hissin'
Ask for rap protectionism
They afraid of Sushi K
Cause their audience go away
He got chill financial backin'
Give those U.S. rappers a smackin'
Sushi K concert machine
Fast efficient super clean
Run like clockwork on a watch
Kick old rappers in the crotch
He learn English total immersion
English/Japanese be mergin'
Into super combination
So can have fans in every nation
Hong Kong they speak English, too
Yearn of rappers just like you
Anglophones who live down under
Sooner later start to wonder
When they get own rap star
Tired of rappers from afar
So I will get big radio traffic
When you look at demographic
Sushi K research statistic
Make big future look ballistic
Speed of Sushi K growth stock
Put U.S. rappers into shock
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 10:39 AM on August 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
I'm Sushi K and I'm here to say
I like to rap in a different way
Look out Number One in every city
Sushi K rap has all most pretty
My special talking of remarkable words
Is not the stereotyped bucktooth nerd
My hair is as a galaxy
Cause I attain greater technology
I like to rap about sweetened romance
My fond ambition is of your pants
So here is of special remarkable way
Of this fellow raps named Sushi K
The Nipponese talking phenomenon
Like samurai sword his sharpened tongue
Who raps the East Asia and Pacific
Prosperity Sphere, to be specific
Sarariman on subway listen
For Sushi K like nuclear fission
Fire-breathing lizard Gojiro
He always my big-time hero
His mutant rap burn down whole block
Start investing now Sushi K stock
It on Nikkei stock exchanges
Waxes; other rappers wane
Best investment, make my day
Corporation Sushi K
Coming to America now
Rappers trying to start a row
Say "Stay in Japan, please, listen!"
We can't handle competition!"
U.S. rappers booing and hissin'
Ask for rap protectionism
They afraid of Sushi K
Cause their audience go away
He got chill financial backin'
Give those U.S. rappers a smackin'
Sushi K concert machine
Fast efficient super clean
Run like clockwork on a watch
Kick old rappers in the crotch
He learn English total immersion
English/Japanese be mergin'
Into super combination
So can have fans in every nation
Hong Kong they speak English, too
Yearn of rappers just like you
Anglophones who live down under
Sooner later start to wonder
When they get own rap star
Tired of rappers from afar
So I will get big radio traffic
When you look at demographic
Sushi K research statistic
Make big future look ballistic
Speed of Sushi K growth stock
Put U.S. rappers into shock
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 10:39 AM on August 6, 2008 [1 favorite]
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