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I'm just barely average at 42, alright!
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 5:58 PM on August 9, 2008
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 5:58 PM on August 9, 2008
25! Poor! Oh yeah.
posted by palmcorder_yajna at 6:01 PM on August 9, 2008
posted by palmcorder_yajna at 6:01 PM on August 9, 2008
Wow, even though I was worth 10 goats the other day, as a 1930s housewife I scored 21--Very Poor (Failure). This is despite the fact that I am "sympathetic" and fond of "children and unfortunates."
I wonder if it's a point for or against a woman who "reacts with pleasure and delight to marital congress."
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 6:05 PM on August 9, 2008 [1 favorite]
I wonder if it's a point for or against a woman who "reacts with pleasure and delight to marital congress."
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 6:05 PM on August 9, 2008 [1 favorite]
I answered as if I hate my pretend!husband and work hard to be petty and spite him. I got "average."
posted by Solon and Thanks at 6:07 PM on August 9, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Solon and Thanks at 6:07 PM on August 9, 2008 [1 favorite]
(but in all questions about personality, I'll note, answered truthfully... just assumed that husband is a jerk. Weird results. I guess my spunk overcomes my snacking.)
posted by Solon and Thanks at 6:10 PM on August 9, 2008
posted by Solon and Thanks at 6:10 PM on August 9, 2008
I hate to think what would have happened to my score if I'd admitted that I wear red nail polish.
posted by Anguishedcorn at 6:14 PM on August 9, 2008
posted by Anguishedcorn at 6:14 PM on August 9, 2008
My girlfriend scored a 22, and that's just fine by me. (Why should she lose points for swearing? I find it quite attractive!)
posted by SansPoint at 6:19 PM on August 9, 2008
posted by SansPoint at 6:19 PM on August 9, 2008
Wow. Did you know that the scoring goes into the negative numbers? -21.
posted by MsElaineous at 6:23 PM on August 9, 2008
posted by MsElaineous at 6:23 PM on August 9, 2008
Calls "Where is..?" without first hunting the object.
Please use google before asking!
posted by geoff. at 6:34 PM on August 9, 2008 [2 favorites]
Please use google before asking!
posted by geoff. at 6:34 PM on August 9, 2008 [2 favorites]
108, very superior.
Wow, I can't wait to tell my dull slovenly wife and her disgusting friends!
posted by Donnie VandenBos at 6:41 PM on August 9, 2008
Wow, I can't wait to tell my dull slovenly wife and her disgusting friends!
posted by Donnie VandenBos at 6:41 PM on August 9, 2008
I've been trying to cut down on the criticism of my wife's hats.
posted by space2k at 6:57 PM on August 9, 2008
posted by space2k at 6:57 PM on August 9, 2008
I got a 14 -- Failure. I'm kind of proud of it.
posted by peacheater at 7:02 PM on August 9, 2008
posted by peacheater at 7:02 PM on August 9, 2008
125
As a 1930s husband I am Very Superior!
Tomorrow I am going to monopolize the radio for the baseball broadcasts.
posted by wabbittwax at 7:03 PM on August 9, 2008 [3 favorites]
As a 1930s husband I am Very Superior!
Tomorrow I am going to monopolize the radio for the baseball broadcasts.
posted by wabbittwax at 7:03 PM on August 9, 2008 [3 favorites]
130 FTW! (Don't have kids, so I guessed how I thought I would act)
posted by jpdoane at 7:04 PM on August 9, 2008
posted by jpdoane at 7:04 PM on August 9, 2008
I call BS on this being from the 1930s: Ardent lover--sees that wife has orgasm in marital congress.
Then again: 92 Very Superior
posted by DU at 7:05 PM on August 9, 2008
Then again: 92 Very Superior
posted by DU at 7:05 PM on August 9, 2008
I don't need to answer 100 questions to find out I don't take a firm enough hand with the little woman.
posted by nanojath at 7:08 PM on August 9, 2008
posted by nanojath at 7:08 PM on August 9, 2008
137.
My wife1 doesn't know about me and the stenographer.
1. Not really my wife
posted by emelenjr at 7:12 PM on August 9, 2008
My wife1 doesn't know about me and the stenographer.
1. Not really my wife
posted by emelenjr at 7:12 PM on August 9, 2008
Mrs & Mr True together: 203. I won't break down who had the higher score since I don't Criticize wife in public.
posted by true at 7:22 PM on August 9, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by true at 7:22 PM on August 9, 2008 [1 favorite]
-20! I win!
(I'd rather be a hooker than a good 1930's wife. More honest.)
posted by QIbHom at 7:31 PM on August 9, 2008
(I'd rather be a hooker than a good 1930's wife. More honest.)
posted by QIbHom at 7:31 PM on August 9, 2008
Ardent lover--sees that wife has orgasm in marital congress.
Evidently that is worth 20 points all by itself.
posted by TedW at 7:35 PM on August 9, 2008
Evidently that is worth 20 points all by itself.
posted by TedW at 7:35 PM on August 9, 2008
Wow, doubles (essentially a triple, really) don't usually stick around this long.
posted by arcticwoman at 7:41 PM on August 9, 2008
posted by arcticwoman at 7:41 PM on August 9, 2008
If you look at the source, you can see the point values for every question. Of note for the husband: the highest value question is whether you can bring your wife to orgasm, which gets 20 points, more than twice the value of the second highest ranking question (whether you encourage your children to go to Sunday school). I didn't see any question with a negative value worse than -5.
posted by Pyry at 7:49 PM on August 9, 2008
posted by Pyry at 7:49 PM on August 9, 2008
-6 as a man, but 92 as a woman. I was born in the wrong body.
posted by stavrogin at 7:53 PM on August 9, 2008
posted by stavrogin at 7:53 PM on August 9, 2008
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