Ben & Jerry's New York Titty?
September 24, 2008 6:48 PM Subscribe
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I could see some interesting flavors coming out of this. New from Ben & Jerry's-44D Fudge!
posted by jonmc at 6:51 PM on September 24, 2008
posted by jonmc at 6:51 PM on September 24, 2008
Oh good, we get to express our outrage against people with opinions but no power! This is where MeFi really excels.
posted by DU at 6:55 PM on September 24, 2008
posted by DU at 6:55 PM on September 24, 2008
Oh good, we get to express our outrage against people with opinions but no power!
Outrage? No. More like annoyance, for making the rest of us look stupid and shrill.
posted by jonmc at 6:56 PM on September 24, 2008 [1 favorite]
Outrage? No. More like annoyance, for making the rest of us look stupid and shrill.
posted by jonmc at 6:56 PM on September 24, 2008 [1 favorite]
Is PETA willing to supply the thousands of gallons of milk that Ben and Jerrys would need in order to keep their production up? Is there going to be a human milk farm built in the near future? How many PETA members have volunteered to give (or sell at an identical price) their milk to Ben & Jerry's?
PETA is so crazy it makes me corsseyed.
posted by mervin_shnegwood at 6:57 PM on September 24, 2008
PETA is so crazy it makes me corsseyed.
posted by mervin_shnegwood at 6:57 PM on September 24, 2008
and dyslexic.
posted by jonmc at 6:59 PM on September 24, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by jonmc at 6:59 PM on September 24, 2008 [1 favorite]
PETA is very good at getting attention.
I assume. Do they have other campaigns that are lame and don't get psoted to MeFi?
posted by smackfu at 7:00 PM on September 24, 2008
I assume. Do they have other campaigns that are lame and don't get psoted to MeFi?
posted by smackfu at 7:00 PM on September 24, 2008
Cherry Garcia is made of people. It's made of people!!
posted by gwint at 7:00 PM on September 24, 2008 [3 favorites]
posted by gwint at 7:00 PM on September 24, 2008 [3 favorites]
New from Ben & Jerry's-44D Fudge!
Aerola Oreo Crunch!
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 7:02 PM on September 24, 2008
Aerola Oreo Crunch!
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 7:02 PM on September 24, 2008
If anyone says "People Eating Tasty Animals" I'm going to lactate all over this this thread.
posted by Adam_S at 7:05 PM on September 24, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by Adam_S at 7:05 PM on September 24, 2008 [2 favorites]
PETA has yet to find an issue that they can't objectify women's bodies about.
posted by Pope Guilty at 7:06 PM on September 24, 2008 [5 favorites]
posted by Pope Guilty at 7:06 PM on September 24, 2008 [5 favorites]
I want to see PETA do it first, and won't give them any money until they do.
posted by parmanparman at 7:07 PM on September 24, 2008
posted by parmanparman at 7:07 PM on September 24, 2008
PETA wtf are you smoking?
Well, they're not licking toads, that's for damned sure.
posted by jonmc at 7:09 PM on September 24, 2008 [2 favorites]
Well, they're not licking toads, that's for damned sure.
posted by jonmc at 7:09 PM on September 24, 2008 [2 favorites]
Way to make animal rights look like a crazy person's cause. Heckuva job, guys.
posted by EarBucket at 7:19 PM on September 24, 2008
posted by EarBucket at 7:19 PM on September 24, 2008
"When pressed, Joe said he didn't think cheese made from human breast milk would taste very good. 'Sheep, goats, and cows don't eat meat, they don't eat onions or garlic, they don't drink coffee. The flavor of human cheese would depend on what you were feeding your human. Considering our diets, human breast milk would probably taste pretty awful.'"
-Savage Love, February 2002
I suspect, but cannot say for sure, that the same would hold true of ice cream. Ignoring the shock value of the suggestion, as well as any "ew" factor, it sounds like it simply wouldn't taste very good.
posted by MrGuilt at 7:20 PM on September 24, 2008
-Savage Love, February 2002
I suspect, but cannot say for sure, that the same would hold true of ice cream. Ignoring the shock value of the suggestion, as well as any "ew" factor, it sounds like it simply wouldn't taste very good.
posted by MrGuilt at 7:20 PM on September 24, 2008
Wha?! Give up my crumbled-bacon-triple-cream-and-schmaltzy-fudge-turkey-swirl?!
posted by Wash Jones at 7:24 PM on September 24, 2008
posted by Wash Jones at 7:24 PM on September 24, 2008
This will make the name "Chunky Monkey" much more honest.
posted by Joey Michaels at 7:27 PM on September 24, 2008
posted by Joey Michaels at 7:27 PM on September 24, 2008
I have a lot of crazy ideas that I would like to share with the public, how can I apply to work at PETA?
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 7:27 PM on September 24, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 7:27 PM on September 24, 2008 [1 favorite]
Who's the Karl Rove at PETA who figured they'd get more popular by being vile, ugly and/or stupid?
This guy tried drinking the stuff. Chocolate too. (They're all pretty funny but page down to Vol. 5.)
posted by cogneuro at 7:29 PM on September 24, 2008
This guy tried drinking the stuff. Chocolate too. (They're all pretty funny but page down to Vol. 5.)
posted by cogneuro at 7:29 PM on September 24, 2008
This reminds me of an unpleasant Piers Anthony short story where this guy goes to an alternate world where they house humans in barns and milk them like cows.
Go, PETA!
posted by sandraregina at 7:30 PM on September 24, 2008
Go, PETA!
posted by sandraregina at 7:30 PM on September 24, 2008
Got any evidence to the contrary?
How on earth is the cause of animal rights itself "crazy"? Do you see the whole thing in just one raving degree, as opposed to the nuances between going cutting back on the veal and proposing breast milk ice cream?
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 7:30 PM on September 24, 2008 [1 favorite]
How on earth is the cause of animal rights itself "crazy"? Do you see the whole thing in just one raving degree, as opposed to the nuances between going cutting back on the veal and proposing breast milk ice cream?
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 7:30 PM on September 24, 2008 [1 favorite]
"Thanks for the mammaries", a vanilla cream swirled with rich dulce de leche and tiny hershey kisses.
"Shakespeare's balcony", a vanilla cream swirled with tiny eel pies and crumpets.
"Sweater puppies", chocolate swirled with white chocolate candy bark
"Dan Savage's human breast milk analysis", a vanilla cream swirled with onions, garlic and chocolate coated coffee beans.
posted by boo_radley at 7:31 PM on September 24, 2008
"Shakespeare's balcony", a vanilla cream swirled with tiny eel pies and crumpets.
"Sweater puppies", chocolate swirled with white chocolate candy bark
"Dan Savage's human breast milk analysis", a vanilla cream swirled with onions, garlic and chocolate coated coffee beans.
posted by boo_radley at 7:31 PM on September 24, 2008
Cherry Garcia is made of people.
If she's producing substantial quanities of breast milk, odds are Ms. Garcia is no longer cherry.
posted by The Bellman at 7:32 PM on September 24, 2008
If she's producing substantial quanities of breast milk, odds are Ms. Garcia is no longer cherry.
posted by The Bellman at 7:32 PM on September 24, 2008
PETA officials say a move to human breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health.
Oh I get it, let's turn women into milk farms.
Cuz the cows have much better things to do, like eat grass, moo, and shit.
posted by axltea at 7:33 PM on September 24, 2008 [1 favorite]
Oh I get it, let's turn women into milk farms.
Cuz the cows have much better things to do, like eat grass, moo, and shit.
posted by axltea at 7:33 PM on September 24, 2008 [1 favorite]
Next year on Talk Like a Pirate Day we should all dress up and protest outside PETA headquarters.
posted by Naberius at 7:34 PM on September 24, 2008
posted by Naberius at 7:34 PM on September 24, 2008
Any cause, b1tr0t, can pretty much measure it's success by how crazy the people remaining in it's camp seem.
posted by Kid Charlemagne at 7:35 PM on September 24, 2008
posted by Kid Charlemagne at 7:35 PM on September 24, 2008
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