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Things to say during sex. A flow chart covering "Good" and "Bad."
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'You like that?' is not always a rhetorical question.
(My boyfriend's last name is Kahn.)
posted by inconsequentialist at 5:58 AM on January 16, 2009
(My boyfriend's last name is Kahn.)
posted by inconsequentialist at 5:58 AM on January 16, 2009
think this might be a dubble
posted by exlotuseater at 6:01 AM on January 16, 2009
posted by exlotuseater at 6:01 AM on January 16, 2009
Pray, my dear, have you not forgot to wind up the clock?
posted by Phanx at 6:04 AM on January 16, 2009 [2 favorites]
posted by Phanx at 6:04 AM on January 16, 2009 [2 favorites]
I don't know "We're going to hell for this" maybe belongs on the "good" side.
posted by nax at 6:05 AM on January 16, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by nax at 6:05 AM on January 16, 2009 [1 favorite]
I always sing the Star Spangled Banner. I'm guessing that falls under "meh."
posted by billysumday at 6:08 AM on January 16, 2009
posted by billysumday at 6:08 AM on January 16, 2009
Foreign does not automatically mean bad. Uncontrollable babbling in another language can be quite sexy, as long as it doesn't accompany the use of a firearm.
posted by waraw at 6:13 AM on January 16, 2009
posted by waraw at 6:13 AM on January 16, 2009
I always unfurl the Mission Accomplished banner.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 6:15 AM on January 16, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 6:15 AM on January 16, 2009 [1 favorite]
I don't see NEXT on there.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 6:18 AM on January 16, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 6:18 AM on January 16, 2009 [1 favorite]
The site is blocked for me, but please tell me "Boom goes the dynamite" is on there.
posted by birdherder at 6:20 AM on January 16, 2009
posted by birdherder at 6:20 AM on January 16, 2009
I didn't see "Boom-chocka-locka-locka, boom-chocka-locka-locka." Repeat until sex is over.
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 6:31 AM on January 16, 2009
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 6:31 AM on January 16, 2009
Mom?
posted by Pollomacho at 6:33 AM on January 16, 2009
posted by Pollomacho at 6:33 AM on January 16, 2009
And for those who didn't get it...
Surrender Dorothy, the reference!
posted by markkraft at 6:35 AM on January 16, 2009 [1 favorite]
Surrender Dorothy, the reference!
posted by markkraft at 6:35 AM on January 16, 2009 [1 favorite]
Unfortunately, there is no "thumbs up" or "high five" option.
posted by middleclasstool at 6:39 AM on January 16, 2009
posted by middleclasstool at 6:39 AM on January 16, 2009
And no 'Add to favorites' option either...
posted by i_cola at 6:41 AM on January 16, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by i_cola at 6:41 AM on January 16, 2009 [1 favorite]
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