I'm Sorry, You Can't Get Into Heaven Because Your Credit is Declined

March 5, 2009 11:55 AM

Hello, we just spoke to your dead mother, and she told us that you owe us money.
posted by expriest (10 comments total)

I just spoke to a not-yet-dead post that's still on the front page, and it told me that this is basically a double.
posted by Astro Zombie at 11:57 AM on March 5, 2009 [1 favorite]

Mother died yesterday.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 11:58 AM on March 5, 2009 [4 favorites]

Is this something I would need a mother to understand?
posted by swift at 11:58 AM on March 5, 2009 [1 favorite]

I see double dead people!
posted by ericb at 11:58 AM on March 5, 2009

It won't stay dead!
posted by Joe Beese at 11:59 AM on March 5, 2009

Even if the mods take it down, this double post will stay on your credit report for seven years.
posted by hifiparasol at 12:02 PM on March 5, 2009 [1 favorite]

Pete and RePete went on a boat ride.
posted by Halloween Jack at 12:03 PM on March 5, 2009

Was that boat piloted by Phlegyas?
posted by filthy light thief at 12:06 PM on March 5, 2009

This is an outrage(s)!
posted by Nick Verstayne at 12:06 PM on March 5, 2009

... Phlegyas is involved, I know where this is going ...
posted by filthy light thief at 12:09 PM on March 5, 2009