Can't see the ninjas for the forest

March 28, 2009 1:55 AM

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again
posted by twoleftfeet (13 comments total)

Single Link Onion Post Fails To Slip On To Front Page, Once Again.
posted by Science! at 2:07 AM on March 28, 2009

Whenever one does a Single Link Onion Post one should also write (SLOP).
posted by twoleftfeet at 2:11 AM on March 28, 2009

I saw a ninja!
posted by loquacious at 2:14 AM on March 28, 2009

SLOOP (Single Link Old Onion Post)
posted by UsernameFilter at 2:20 AM on March 28, 2009

SLOOVO! (single link old onion video only)

I'm guessing this post is going to vanish -- like a ninja!
posted by justsomebodythatyouusedtoknow at 2:22 AM on March 28, 2009

*makes loud bang, produces flash of light, generates puff of smoke, makes you look over there, throws star into wooden post, vanishes into crowd*
posted by WolfDaddy at 2:26 AM on March 28, 2009

You people are confusing the video from some earlier Ninja Parade with this most up-to-the-minute footage of the latest Ninja Parade.

To keep current, keep watching the Ninja webcam.
posted by twoleftfeet at 2:35 AM on March 28, 2009

I don't care. The headline alone made my wife and I laugh. That makes it a good Saturday morning so far.
posted by srboisvert at 2:36 AM on March 28, 2009

The cable news parody really works well for The Onion. Cable news is so content light that they don't have to use all of the lame filler they use in the written copy.
posted by stavrogin at 3:42 AM on March 28, 2009

Some people are all thumbs.
posted by Kirth Gerson at 3:51 AM on March 28, 2009

Thank you. Best laugh in days.
posted by nax at 4:07 AM on March 28, 2009

Ninjas favorited this comment 100 times.
posted by digsrus at 5:40 AM on March 28, 2009

Ashida Kim!
posted by Artw at 6:21 AM on March 28, 2009