Glenn Beck guilty of murder? You decide.
September 2, 2009 3:49 AM   Subscribe

Questions are surfacing about whether talk show host Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. Beck has ominously refused to provide any information on the matter, but many are wondering whether it's true that "where there's smoke, there's fire." Most troublesome is the police report that has been unearthed. I, for one, sincerely hope that it is not true that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

I, for one, sincerely hope that it is not true that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. But his silence on the issue is deafening.
posted by stupidsexyFlanders (10 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: This is not a good post for metafilter. There is no link to anything authoritative and as such is just a conspiracy theory post. Even wackier, your glenn beck link has nothing to do with this. -- vacapinta -- vacapinta



 
Very possibly the worst of the web. Don't fight this fire with fire, please.
posted by The Tensor at 3:51 AM on September 2, 2009 [1 favorite]


See, Glenn Beck can get away with this sort of crap because he's got Rupert Murdoch's lawyers. I, for one, sincerely hope these guys have Rupert Murdoch's lawyers, too.
posted by Vetinari at 3:54 AM on September 2, 2009


I'm not saying that Glenn Beck is a rapist and a murderer, but the allegations are out there and should be investigated to put this matter to rest.
posted by cmonkey at 3:56 AM on September 2, 2009


i just want to comment on a post that'll get yanked.
posted by ianaces at 3:57 AM on September 2, 2009


Wow, Glenn Beck grows more and more like Sergeant Hatred every day.
posted by bunnytricks at 3:58 AM on September 2, 2009


Oy. You forgot the googlebomb tag.
posted by rokusan at 3:58 AM on September 2, 2009 [1 favorite]


I'm prepared to give him the benefit of the doubt, but why hasn't he denied it?
posted by milkwood at 3:59 AM on September 2, 2009 [1 favorite]


You know, I had never seen Glenn Beck until I saw a clip on Booker's Screenwipe. That 30 seconds was enough for a lifetime.
posted by maxwelton at 3:59 AM on September 2, 2009


I would have liked this post better if it also linked to GlenBeckhasominouslyrefusedtoprovideinformationonthematter.com.
posted by Slap Factory at 4:01 AM on September 2, 2009


That's nothing! Have you heard about what Rob Schneider does to migrant workers in the shower?
posted by Servo5678 at 4:03 AM on September 2, 2009


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