I call some bird as my witness
October 5, 2009 4:13 PM   Subscribe

WEIRD NEWS: If you happen to get taken to court over leaving many abusive phone messages, because you think "the man" is out to get you, don't then call some bird as your witness. Especially if you are meaning it literally not figuratively. Man tries to call a Weka as his defense witness, alas the birds gone and legged it (being flightless). (It's my first post, a simple light hearted one, hope it pleases)
posted by Merlin The Happy Pig (3 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: news of the crazy people makes the sensitive mod sad. Plus one link to news and one to wiki isn't really great as far as MeFi goes. -- jessamyn



 
This is more sad than funny, I think.
posted by ColdChef at 4:19 PM on October 5, 2009


Given that many post deletion reasons are "this is basically 'news of the weird'", I don't see this post hanging out very long. Also, the only other link it to wikipedia.
posted by mrnutty at 4:26 PM on October 5, 2009


First "This belongs on Fark" in 5... 4... 3... 2...

Bah. I'll do it myself.

This belongs on Fark.
posted by ardgedee at 4:28 PM on October 5, 2009


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