Steakhouse? Or Gay Bar?
October 21, 2009 2:03 PM   Subscribe

A friend of mine sent this to me. Nearly impossible! My only hint: 'Hindquarters' is a steakhouse!
posted by glaucon (25 comments total)

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This a little lean for a post. Needs to be beefed up a bit, I think
posted by dersins at 2:06 PM on October 21, 2009


Brokebeef Mountain
posted by Joe Beese at 2:08 PM on October 21, 2009 [1 favorite]


I'm at the steakhouse. What? I'm at the gay bar. What? I'm at the combination steakhouse and gay bar!
posted by The Devil Tesla at 2:10 PM on October 21, 2009 [6 favorites]


How was that nearly impossible? I got two wrong.
posted by roomthreeseventeen at 2:10 PM on October 21, 2009


Gay Bar
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 2:11 PM on October 21, 2009


This post lacks beers.
posted by GuyZero at 2:12 PM on October 21, 2009


I'm gonna take you to a steak house!
posted by adipocere at 2:12 PM on October 21, 2009


Why do so many people think gay automatically equals funny? This post makes me a little sad and disgusted.
posted by longsleeves at 2:14 PM on October 21, 2009


Ironically, my favorite "gay bar" is called Taurus. They also serve steak.
posted by Sova at 2:15 PM on October 21, 2009


Needs "Texas" tag, btw.
posted by dersins at 2:16 PM on October 21, 2009


I think the humor is more on the part of steak lovers, who are often stereotyped as big tough men who love meat and are totally straight.
posted by Saxon Kane at 2:16 PM on October 21, 2009


The Internet is a medium. When it's done well it's rare.
posted by applemeat at 2:18 PM on October 21, 2009 [5 favorites]


I thought the humor was in the "or" tag.
posted by Joe Beese at 2:18 PM on October 21, 2009


I think the humor is more on the part of steak lovers

Well, one could argue that the basis of the humor is "HAHA THOSE STEAK HOUSE GUYS SURE SOUND GAI AMIRITE?"
posted by Joey Michaels at 2:19 PM on October 21, 2009


I dunno what this says about your stereotype, but I'm a big tough man who love's steak and is totally straight.
posted by gagglezoomer at 2:19 PM on October 21, 2009


I thought 'gay' meant happy?
posted by fixedgear at 2:20 PM on October 21, 2009


Why do so many people think gay automatically equals funny?

No, no, no....names of gay BARS are funny. The Ramrod? The End Up? Camman, that's gold!
posted by tristeza at 2:23 PM on October 21, 2009


- Why are we all dressed up? Are going to Black Angus?

- Well, you could say we're going to the best steakhouse in the whole universe.

- So we're not going to Black Angus.


"Black Angus" also sounds like a gay bar.
posted by Joe Beese at 2:24 PM on October 21, 2009


I would agree that this is a little cruel were it not for the fact that these are the actual names of steakhouses and gay bars, and it is often difficult to guess which is which. Questionable taste is always up for comic scrutiny; next you'll be telling me that I have to take those rainbow-bedecked teddy bears seriously.
posted by Astro Zombie at 2:24 PM on October 21, 2009


Why do so many people think gay automatically equals funny? This post makes me a little sad and disgusted.

Because gay people, places and things are often hilarious. Also, this post makes me gay and hungry.
posted by Avenger at 2:29 PM on October 21, 2009


Weird - The first one that came up for me was the name of the only gay bar I ever spent a significant amount of time at in DC (they had an 18+ straight/goth/rave night weekly), but apparently it's also the name of another gay bar in Denver.

(though now that I look, they seem to be related somehow)
posted by empath at 2:29 PM on October 21, 2009


it is often difficult to guess which is which

One features beefsteak, the other beefcake.

Both, however, can be had in a range between blue and well done.
posted by CynicalKnight at 2:29 PM on October 21, 2009


If gay bars intentionally give themselves funny names and we agree that they're funny, I'm not sure what the problem is.
posted by empath at 2:32 PM on October 21, 2009


GrubHub.com Blue!
posted by ericb at 2:37 PM on October 21, 2009


Worcestershire Sauce is gayer than A-1.

And no, I'm not talking about condiments.

I don't actually know what the hell I'm talking about
posted by stupidsexyFlanders at 2:39 PM on October 21, 2009 [1 favorite]


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