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Can I Tap That? - funnier that it really has any right to be. (NSFW - text only)
This post was deleted for the following reason: The popular opinion seems to be that the answer is "no". -- cortex
You: This is such a funny website, full of transcripts of little exchanges regarding tapping this or that ass.
Me: Yes hoo man that is so crazy funny and moreover post-worthy HAMBURGER.
posted by everichon at 11:18 AM on October 26, 2009 [1 favorite]
Me: Yes hoo man that is so crazy funny and moreover post-worthy HAMBURGER.
posted by everichon at 11:18 AM on October 26, 2009 [1 favorite]
I made it to the second page, and then I said t'hell with it and went to Bash.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 11:20 AM on October 26, 2009 [2 favorites]
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 11:20 AM on October 26, 2009 [2 favorites]
This is possibly the worst thing on the internet.
posted by Caduceus at 11:25 AM on October 26, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by Caduceus at 11:25 AM on October 26, 2009 [1 favorite]
funnier that it really has any right to be.
...that would make it one funnier than no funny.
posted by not_on_display at 11:26 AM on October 26, 2009 [1 favorite]
...that would make it one funnier than no funny.
posted by not_on_display at 11:26 AM on October 26, 2009 [1 favorite]
I think everything has a right to be funny. I just wish this pages was exercising that right.
posted by molecicco at 11:26 AM on October 26, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by molecicco at 11:26 AM on October 26, 2009 [1 favorite]
I think we've done this before and it didn't go well.
posted by chillmost at 11:26 AM on October 26, 2009
posted by chillmost at 11:26 AM on October 26, 2009
Um, not funny at all?
posted by roomthreeseventeen at 11:28 AM on October 26, 2009
posted by roomthreeseventeen at 11:28 AM on October 26, 2009
I said t'hell with it and went to Bash.
Him: can i tap that?
Her: Work is slow, gonna get off early. Meet?
Him: I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
posted by GuyZero at 11:29 AM on October 26, 2009 [10 favorites]
Him: can i tap that?
Her: Work is slow, gonna get off early. Meet?
Him: I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
posted by GuyZero at 11:29 AM on October 26, 2009 [10 favorites]
It has the right to be funny, but lacks the ability.
posted by craven_morhead at 11:29 AM on October 26, 2009
posted by craven_morhead at 11:29 AM on October 26, 2009
Your favorite webcomic, which sucks, is still 1000x less sucky than this.
posted by DU at 11:30 AM on October 26, 2009
posted by DU at 11:30 AM on October 26, 2009
Funny is so subjective. Some people will find this uproarious.
Those people are not welcome in my house.
posted by Astro Zombie at 11:30 AM on October 26, 2009 [6 favorites]
Those people are not welcome in my house.
posted by Astro Zombie at 11:30 AM on October 26, 2009 [6 favorites]
And here I was expecting some rules clarifications for Magic: The Gathering. Lame.
posted by cimbrog at 11:31 AM on October 26, 2009 [15 favorites]
posted by cimbrog at 11:31 AM on October 26, 2009 [15 favorites]
And here I was expecting some rules clarifications for Magic: The Gathering. Lame.
This was funnier than that entire site.
posted by Caduceus at 11:36 AM on October 26, 2009 [3 favorites]
This was funnier than that entire site.
posted by Caduceus at 11:36 AM on October 26, 2009 [3 favorites]
Is there some kind of context for making more funny?
Yes.
posted by Astro Zombie at 11:36 AM on October 26, 2009 [3 favorites]
Yes.
posted by Astro Zombie at 11:36 AM on October 26, 2009 [3 favorites]
It's a good thing the Cooter Clock was retired.
posted by cjorgensen at 11:36 AM on October 26, 2009
posted by cjorgensen at 11:36 AM on October 26, 2009
You forgot the "Giggidy" tag.
posted by cjorgensen at 11:37 AM on October 26, 2009 [2 favorites]
posted by cjorgensen at 11:37 AM on October 26, 2009 [2 favorites]
I miss geocities already.
posted by mazola at 11:38 AM on October 26, 2009 [3 favorites]
posted by mazola at 11:38 AM on October 26, 2009 [3 favorites]
Why reddit is more fun then metafilter.
No, no, no! I hated when this became a meme on Reddit, I don't want to see it here.
posted by Shesthefastest at 11:39 AM on October 26, 2009
No, no, no! I hated when this became a meme on Reddit, I don't want to see it here.
posted by Shesthefastest at 11:39 AM on October 26, 2009
I was going to post this weeks ago but chickened out fearing withering scorn from the group for posting low brow lulzfilter so congratulations to you for having the bravery to bring the win.
posted by The Straightener at 11:41 AM on October 26, 2009
posted by The Straightener at 11:41 AM on October 26, 2009
So far, this thread is funnier than the link.
posted by JeffK at 11:41 AM on October 26, 2009 [2 favorites]
posted by JeffK at 11:41 AM on October 26, 2009 [2 favorites]
empath, I thought some bits of it were funny. Not as funny as Bash, but...
me: can i tap that?
him: no im morman
posted by HopperFan at 11:42 AM on October 26, 2009
me: can i tap that?
him: no im morman
posted by HopperFan at 11:42 AM on October 26, 2009
I propose "giggidy" for the new sarcasm label.
posted by katillathehun at 11:44 AM on October 26, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by katillathehun at 11:44 AM on October 26, 2009 [1 favorite]
this was mildly humorous for about 30 seconds when I saw it on Reddit a few months ago.
posted by birdherder at 11:45 AM on October 26, 2009
posted by birdherder at 11:45 AM on October 26, 2009
it's like http://www.textsfromlastnight.com only... kinda rubbish really.
posted by Uther Bentrazor at 11:45 AM on October 26, 2009
posted by Uther Bentrazor at 11:45 AM on October 26, 2009
The tone of blithe sexual triumphalism is inimical to reality
posted by clockzero at 11:45 AM on October 26, 2009
posted by clockzero at 11:45 AM on October 26, 2009
As noted above, bash.org is better.
I will now link to Lamebook.
posted by chunking express at 11:47 AM on October 26, 2009
I will now link to Lamebook.
posted by chunking express at 11:47 AM on October 26, 2009
I really wish I could tap that out of my brain.
posted by futureisunwritten at 11:47 AM on October 26, 2009
posted by futureisunwritten at 11:47 AM on October 26, 2009
-.-. .- -. / .. / - .- .--. / - .... .- - / ... - --- .--.
posted by everichon at 11:48 AM on October 26, 2009
posted by everichon at 11:48 AM on October 26, 2009
I thought the drunk guy buying the really heavy beer was funnier, but that's just me.
posted by heyho at 11:48 AM on October 26, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by heyho at 11:48 AM on October 26, 2009 [1 favorite]
One of the conversations actually includes a Magic the Gathering joke, so I feel slightly better about the world now.
posted by Caduceus at 11:51 AM on October 26, 2009
posted by Caduceus at 11:51 AM on October 26, 2009
I was going to post this weeks ago but chickened out fearing withering scorn from the group for posting low brow lulzfilter so congratulations to you for having the bravery to bring the win.
Lulz are never low-brow.
posted by empath at 11:51 AM on October 26, 2009
Lulz are never low-brow.
posted by empath at 11:51 AM on October 26, 2009
funnier that it really has any right to be
Well,at least you didn't overpromise.
posted by ook at 11:59 AM on October 26, 2009
Well,at least you didn't overpromise.
posted by ook at 11:59 AM on October 26, 2009
Him: Can I tap that?
Her: This website is the worst.
Him: You're right.
posted by digsrus at 12:03 PM on October 26, 2009
Her: This website is the worst.
Him: You're right.
posted by digsrus at 12:03 PM on October 26, 2009
Okay, I'll admit this one was actually funny.
Me: When am I gonna tap dat, ho?
Her: I told you once, if you text my girlfriend again I'm gonna destroy you.
Me: This isn't Beth?
Her: No it's her boyfriend asshole.
Me: Could you ask her for me?
but that's the ONLY ONE I SWEAR
posted by ook at 12:03 PM on October 26, 2009 [4 favorites]
Me: When am I gonna tap dat, ho?
Her: I told you once, if you text my girlfriend again I'm gonna destroy you.
Me: This isn't Beth?
Her: No it's her boyfriend asshole.
Me: Could you ask her for me?
but that's the ONLY ONE I SWEAR
posted by ook at 12:03 PM on October 26, 2009 [4 favorites]
Okay, I'll admit this one was actually funny.
I smiled at this one, but. If you go through some of the "top" ones, it's quickly apparent that most are made up. In the context of funny stuff a person could make up (vs funny stuff that actually happened), even this one is not that funny.
posted by DU at 12:05 PM on October 26, 2009
I smiled at this one, but. If you go through some of the "top" ones, it's quickly apparent that most are made up. In the context of funny stuff a person could make up (vs funny stuff that actually happened), even this one is not that funny.
posted by DU at 12:05 PM on October 26, 2009
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