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May 29, 2010 11:25 AM   Subscribe

Total destruction of the eastern US continent by toxic rain and secret plans to evacuate tens of millions of GoM citizens. No, this is not an imdb plot entry. This is a report to the Russian president from the Russian Ministry of Natural Resources.
posted by falcon (18 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: this is not a good post for metafilter. EU Tiimes is a sketch website and this article is weird and misleading. -- jessamyn



 
I think the article is a little hyperbolic.
posted by delmoi at 11:32 AM on May 29, 2010


Fun little website you found here. Did you link to it because it was the only source you could find?
posted by StrikeTheViol at 11:33 AM on May 29, 2010 [1 favorite]


Well, uh, that's a little off-putting but that's a pretty weird news site. Odd for a supposedly European Union centric site to have a tea-partyesque article like this on it's front page.
posted by ghharr at 11:33 AM on May 29, 2010


I mean... I don't think that this being bad and effecting us for generations to come is far outside the realms of probability, but...
http://www.eutimes.net/2010/05/cia-wanted-to-make-a-fake-saddam-gay-pedophile-tape/
posted by codacorolla at 11:34 AM on May 29, 2010


hmm
posted by ghharr at 11:35 AM on May 29, 2010 [4 favorites]


http://www.eutimes.net/2010/05/cia-wanted-to-make-a-fake-saddam-gay-pedophile-tape/

HOT! [somethingawful]fapfapfapfapfap[/somethingawful]
posted by fuq at 11:35 AM on May 29, 2010 [1 favorite]


Flagged...this is a far right website devoted to "European Pride", which incidentally has some news on it.
posted by StrikeTheViol at 11:37 AM on May 29, 2010


I'm no BP booster. But I'd like to see the Russian Ministry of Natural Resources report, which the "EU Times" didn't bother to link (assuming that it actually exists).

The comments on some of the EU Times posts, by the way, make National Review Online post comments look like models of post-Enlightenment sanity.
posted by blucevalo at 11:39 AM on May 29, 2010


What is it with hyperbolic Russian government analyses of US-related issues? Remember how the US is supposed to disintegrate into independent republics this year?
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123051100709638419.html
posted by demonic winged headgear at 11:42 AM on May 29, 2010


I clicked around for a few minutes, following source links for each (increasingly bizarre) site that claimed it, and was just linked to further conspiracy sites.

And then I clicked an ad and now I have a kit that will clean brainwashing chemicals out of my HARP infected lizardman water so that I can uncover the truth behind 9/11.

Well... not that last part.
posted by codacorolla at 11:42 AM on May 29, 2010 [1 favorite]


Bit of a derial, but for those of you who don't know, and fwiw, the "depict Saddam as gay" story was also reported in the mainstream U.S. press.
posted by HP LaserJet P10006 at 11:42 AM on May 29, 2010 [1 favorite]


Racists afraid of black stuff, film at eleven.
posted by Sys Rq at 11:43 AM on May 29, 2010


I like the poll they have going on the right side of the page:
Do you think other US states will follow Arizona's anti-illegal immigration law?

* Definitely
* No, they are all traitors
* Not sure
The meat of the article seems to hinge on the claim that the dispersant being used on the oil is "four times more toxic than oil (oil is toxic at 11 ppm (parts per million), Corexit 9500 at only 2.61ppm)." However, that seems like a fairly meaningless claim; the fact that Corexit is more toxic than oil might not be a contraindication if one unit of Corexit disperses many units of oil, and/or degrades faster than oil.
posted by Kadin2048 at 11:46 AM on May 29, 2010


Man, that article had me going. Thanks for the reality check folks.

The thing I wonder is if the gulf stream is gonna carry of the oil or this nasty Corexit 9500, shit to Europe.
posted by Skygazer at 11:47 AM on May 29, 2010


As if evacuation plans due to a corporate mistake could ever exist in America.
posted by Brian B. at 11:47 AM on May 29, 2010


Although an active Hurricane Season (itself debatable and speculative) could indeed make the oil spill situation much worse, the links in this FPP appear mostly just to traffic in hyperbolic paranoia.
posted by HP LaserJet P10006 at 11:49 AM on May 29, 2010 [1 favorite]


More like ewtimes.net, amirite?

The dailypaul has this story too, so you can't say it's just wingnuts reporting this.
posted by lukemeister at 11:51 AM on May 29, 2010


The dailypaul has this story too, so you can't say it's just wingnuts reporting this.

lolwut
posted by Sys Rq at 11:55 AM on May 29, 2010


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