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September 2, 2010 9:12 PM Subscribe
Eddie Izzard has been on the Blue before, but this time there are five full-length stand-up acts. Particularly don't miss what I consider the finest two hours of stand-up comedy ever performed, Dress to Kill.
Stripped — 2008
Sexie — 2003 (Released in the US as Live from Wembley)
Dress to Kill — 1998
Glorious — 1997
Definite Article — 1996
Stripped — 2008
Sexie — 2003 (Released in the US as Live from Wembley)
Dress to Kill — 1998
Glorious — 1997
Definite Article — 1996
This post was deleted for the following reason: This is the sort of thing that's admittedly always going to be sort of "...but I know it when I see it" territory, but this does feel like it's treading on the far side of the posting-scads-of-someone's-work-of-dubious-provenance line. -- cortex
Excellent!
posted by CrazyLemonade at 9:17 PM on September 2, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by CrazyLemonade at 9:17 PM on September 2, 2010 [1 favorite]
Are you Mr. Stevens...?
posted by twsf at 9:43 PM on September 2, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by twsf at 9:43 PM on September 2, 2010 [1 favorite]
I happened to be watching part of GLORIOUS today. The tyranny of ducks, the beekeeper covered with bees but still trying to pick up ladies, the part where Achilles encases his vulnerable foot in concrete and then stands around on the battlefield going "Come over here! I want to tell you something."
Magnificent. I love Eddie Izzard. He makes me happy.
posted by thehmsbeagle at 9:46 PM on September 2, 2010
Magnificent. I love Eddie Izzard. He makes me happy.
posted by thehmsbeagle at 9:46 PM on September 2, 2010
Is this ... legal?
posted by Azazel Fel at 9:55 PM on September 2, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by Azazel Fel at 9:55 PM on September 2, 2010 [2 favorites]
Eddie Izzard - Marathon Man (YouTube part 1 of episode one. The myriad of other parts of the 3 episodes can be found in the related videos suggestions)
posted by hippybear at 9:55 PM on September 2, 2010
posted by hippybear at 9:55 PM on September 2, 2010
Kevin Pollak had a great 2-hour chat with Eddie Izzard, which you can see here (the interview starts about 15 minutes in).
posted by blueberry at 10:03 PM on September 2, 2010
posted by blueberry at 10:03 PM on September 2, 2010
ə: Yeah, well, it has the video. Fullscreen it and you can't even tell. <_<
posted by cthuljew at 10:15 PM on September 2, 2010
posted by cthuljew at 10:15 PM on September 2, 2010
I love his outfit on Dress to Kill. And the make up is not too shabby either.
posted by wv kay in ga at 10:39 PM on September 2, 2010
posted by wv kay in ga at 10:39 PM on September 2, 2010
"Death
Death
Death
Death
Lunch
Death
Death
Death
Afternoon Tea
Death
Death
Quick Shower"
posted by gen at 11:30 PM on September 2, 2010
Death
Death
Death
Lunch
Death
Death
Death
Afternoon Tea
Death
Death
Quick Shower"
posted by gen at 11:30 PM on September 2, 2010
It's buried in the FPP's third link ("the"): if you haven't seen/heard Eddie Izzard's sketch of Darth Vader in the Death Star café, imagined in lego, watch it now. It's 3 minutes of highly enjoyable whimsy.
posted by MuffinMan at 12:07 AM on September 3, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by MuffinMan at 12:07 AM on September 3, 2010 [2 favorites]
Is anyone else getting adds for what look like a Chinese localization of "Plants vs Zombies" in front of the video for stripped?
How much money did PopCap make off of that game?
posted by Grimgrin at 1:00 AM on September 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
How much money did PopCap make off of that game?
posted by Grimgrin at 1:00 AM on September 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
I like Eddie Izzard, and for really only one bit that he does, because it taught me something really important about humanity. It's the part where he says something outrageous, and then node affirmatively.. then negatively.. then affirmatively.. etc. etc. etc. God, it's so simple yet SO GENIUS.
posted by hanoixan at 1:06 AM on September 3, 2010
posted by hanoixan at 1:06 AM on September 3, 2010
What is it Lt. Sebastian?
It’s the Rebels, sir. They’re here.
My God, man. Do they want tea?
No, I think there after something more than that, sir. I don’t know what it is, but they’ve brought a flag.
"Ciao!"
posted by Davenhill at 2:50 AM on September 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
It’s the Rebels, sir. They’re here.
My God, man. Do they want tea?
No, I think there after something more than that, sir. I don’t know what it is, but they’ve brought a flag.
"Ciao!"
posted by Davenhill at 2:50 AM on September 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
Ah, Burundi. Yes, I know it well.
Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, YOU!
I haven't got any bananas. On this day.
Jesus Christ. Dad, don't take my name in vain. All right, Jeezy Creezy. And don't say Jeezy Creezy!
I must go now, because my grandmother is on fire.
posted by Sweetie Darling at 3:31 AM on September 3, 2010
Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, YOU!
I haven't got any bananas. On this day.
Jesus Christ. Dad, don't take my name in vain. All right, Jeezy Creezy. And don't say Jeezy Creezy!
I must go now, because my grandmother is on fire.
posted by Sweetie Darling at 3:31 AM on September 3, 2010
Was already a huge fan of Izzard, but then when he did 43 marathons in 51 days (and previously, he was definitely not marathon runner ...), I thought, this guy is actually pretty amazing.
My favorite story? A fan who'd planned to come to one of his shows, and had bought tickets in advance, was seriously hurt a week before the expected show and was in a hospital. His family wrote to Eddie telling him this, hoping that they could get an autographed photo or something.
Instead, Eddie went to visit the guy in the hospital and DID THE WHOLE ACT IN HIS HOSPITAL ROOM JUST FOR HIM, so he wouldn't have to miss it after all.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 4:13 AM on September 3, 2010 [18 favorites]
My favorite story? A fan who'd planned to come to one of his shows, and had bought tickets in advance, was seriously hurt a week before the expected show and was in a hospital. His family wrote to Eddie telling him this, hoping that they could get an autographed photo or something.
Instead, Eddie went to visit the guy in the hospital and DID THE WHOLE ACT IN HIS HOSPITAL ROOM JUST FOR HIM, so he wouldn't have to miss it after all.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 4:13 AM on September 3, 2010 [18 favorites]
My daughter turned me on to Dress to Kill a couple years ago. definitely one of the greats.
posted by Devils Rancher at 4:51 AM on September 3, 2010
posted by Devils Rancher at 4:51 AM on September 3, 2010
Maybe I'm a killjoy, but I don't think this is the place to put links to what are pretty much bootleg videos of standup performances, most of which can be purchased on DVD and thus PAY THE VERY GUY WE ALL LOVE.
posted by overeducated_alligator at 6:15 AM on September 3, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by overeducated_alligator at 6:15 AM on September 3, 2010 [3 favorites]
Oh Joy! I just got my unlimited bandwidth wireless working, and this is the first post I hit...it's gonna be a good day :-)
posted by nj_subgenius at 6:15 AM on September 3, 2010
posted by nj_subgenius at 6:15 AM on September 3, 2010
I love Eddie and own several of his DVDs, but this post appears to be a pretty clear violation of the guidelines.
posted by DWRoelands at 6:24 AM on September 3, 2010
posted by DWRoelands at 6:24 AM on September 3, 2010
Bonjour, my name is Pierre. I have come to have sex with your family.
But of course. Because of the debt of honour to General Lafayette.
You know your own history, yeah?
On his most recent tour, he walked on stage and announced, "I've realized there is no God. And I'll tell you quite simply how I figured this out...If God existed, he would have just flicked Hitler's head off."
My wife has been going to church all her life, but I'm pretty sure that one line turned her into an atheist on the spot.
posted by dry white toast at 6:25 AM on September 3, 2010 [3 favorites]
But of course. Because of the debt of honour to General Lafayette.
You know your own history, yeah?
On his most recent tour, he walked on stage and announced, "I've realized there is no God. And I'll tell you quite simply how I figured this out...If God existed, he would have just flicked Hitler's head off."
My wife has been going to church all her life, but I'm pretty sure that one line turned her into an atheist on the spot.
posted by dry white toast at 6:25 AM on September 3, 2010 [3 favorites]
Saw his most recent DVD the other night. Too much "look I've got boobs" and not enough of teh funneh.
posted by Windopaene at 7:19 AM on September 3, 2010
posted by Windopaene at 7:19 AM on September 3, 2010
I'm in no position to throw stones about online piracy, but I'm not a big fan of posting someone's entire body of work for free on here, especially when it's someone still living whose work is readily available through legal channels. We all know where the torrent sites are. Give us some clips from youtube or whatever,* and we'll rent the DVD or make our own arrangements if we're interested.
* (Like, the sublime bit hanoixan referenced above. Setup: Izzard heard on the way to the gig that Engelbert Humperdinck had died.)
But, this post did lead me to discover that most of Izzard's videos are available for sale (not rent, annoyingly) on iTunes. (I got that link from rotten tomatoes -- not sure if it's an affiliate link, sorry if so.) That includes Live from Wembley, which I hadn't come across yet and seems to be well reviewed. So, cool!
posted by jhc at 7:42 AM on September 3, 2010
* (Like, the sublime bit hanoixan referenced above. Setup: Izzard heard on the way to the gig that Engelbert Humperdinck had died.)
But, this post did lead me to discover that most of Izzard's videos are available for sale (not rent, annoyingly) on iTunes. (I got that link from rotten tomatoes -- not sure if it's an affiliate link, sorry if so.) That includes Live from Wembley, which I hadn't come across yet and seems to be well reviewed. So, cool!
posted by jhc at 7:42 AM on September 3, 2010
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