'My tiny junk is offended'
November 23, 2010 12:07 PM   Subscribe

Mefi's own asavage is scanned by the full body scanners at the airport but they still miss something pretty big.
posted by jourman2 (10 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Yeah this is six months old -- mathowie



 
I was hoping for a cucumber wrapped in aluminium foil.
posted by UbuRoivas at 12:11 PM on November 23, 2010 [2 favorites]


What the heck do you use those for?
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 12:12 PM on November 23, 2010


Two-bladed foam shaver
posted by KokuRyu at 12:13 PM on November 23, 2010


Just gonna grab my fedora before the stone wall crashes down...
posted by Legomancer at 12:14 PM on November 23, 2010


Cool Papa Bell: "What the heck do you use those for?"

One of these

on preview, what KokuRyu said
posted by specialagentwebb at 12:14 PM on November 23, 2010


I'd heard rumors about Adam's prodigious qualifications, as it were. That's one "myth" that can bust your ass, tell you what.
posted by Halloween Jack at 12:16 PM on November 23, 2010


I was hoping that the phrase "tiny junk" referred to a scale model of an ancient Chinese boat. That Adam was — for some reason that would become clear in the narrative — smuggling in his pants. Oh well.
posted by Strange Interlude at 12:18 PM on November 23, 2010 [2 favorites]


Nice use of the "tinyjunk" tag, jourman2.
posted by mosk at 12:20 PM on November 23, 2010


Old news, from May. Security Busted?
posted by Old'n'Busted at 12:20 PM on November 23, 2010


Yeah, this was from Wootstock, six months ago.
posted by Gator at 12:25 PM on November 23, 2010


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