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December 1, 2010 11:42 AM   Subscribe

Not in the Christmas spirit yet? The folks at lingerie company La Senza would like to help you with that. Their Cup Size Choir is an interactive video toy which takes the notes A through G and, em, associates them with the attributes of seven models. (Possibly NSFW.)
posted by jbickers (22 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: I guess the fact that this thing doesn't even seem to load obviates the need to have a discussion about whether the content that would have ended up loading would have made for a good post. -- cortex



 
"No server is available to handle your request." I'm shocked.
posted by maudlin at 11:49 AM on December 1, 2010


It seems to stall on the load.
posted by lampshade at 11:49 AM on December 1, 2010


I think they need some sweaters. It's frozen.
posted by Kabanos at 11:51 AM on December 1, 2010 [1 favorite]


So this is just an ad? And the thing that makes it "interesting" is boobies? And the page doesn't even load? Congratulations, jbickers-- you may actually have found the worst of the web!
posted by dersins at 11:52 AM on December 1, 2010 [1 favorite]


It's huge, so it takes a long time to load. Be patient.
posted by Chocolate Pickle at 11:53 AM on December 1, 2010


I was patient. It still crashed before C.
posted by klangklangston at 11:55 AM on December 1, 2010


There had better be a really good Stompin' Tom cover at the end of this. (Yes, La Senza is Canadian.)
posted by maudlin at 11:56 AM on December 1, 2010


Takes forever to load/buffer. There better be boobies!
posted by Mister_A at 11:56 AM on December 1, 2010


Why do the smaller sizes begin sitting or standing while the larger sizes start out lying down? I call shenanigans.
posted by stinkycheese at 11:57 AM on December 1, 2010


WHERE ARE THE BOOBIES
posted by Joe Beese at 11:59 AM on December 1, 2010


So some stupid sexist shit is broken, can we throw this post in the trash now?
posted by nanojath at 12:01 PM on December 1, 2010 [1 favorite]


D and E sure do some enthusiastic thrusting.

(It seems to cache partial content, you if it stalls, you can reload the page, and it will pick up loading where it left off.)
posted by uncleozzy at 12:01 PM on December 1, 2010


Aside from anything else it is, it's creepy.
posted by jscalzi at 12:01 PM on December 1, 2010 [1 favorite]


(You can skip the crazy-big opening movie, "Skip" link is in the lower left.)
posted by jbickers at 12:01 PM on December 1, 2010


(you? so.)
posted by uncleozzy at 12:03 PM on December 1, 2010


now a fella on Metafilter called jbickers
posted a post that mostly showed knickers
and some in a twist they insist that that the post's mostly bad -

others say from a G to an A,
I can see how the post is mostly OK
but, in the end, it's still just a La Senza ad
posted by stinkycheese at 12:03 PM on December 1, 2010 [2 favorites]


It's weird, shameful fun, man!
posted by Mister_A at 12:05 PM on December 1, 2010


Also I don't think Victoriana Babydoll is her real name.
posted by Mister_A at 12:05 PM on December 1, 2010


A through G? Hah. I will eat my hat if La Senza even carries anything over a DD or E, the bastards.
posted by emeiji at 12:06 PM on December 1, 2010


Yeah, definitely creepy.
posted by PhoBWanKenobi at 12:07 PM on December 1, 2010


If they are trying to sell lingerie to women, that was a big fat FAIL.

If they are trying to get men's attention, I am sure they accomplished the goal.


I'll stick to Playtex.
posted by St. Alia of the Bunnies at 12:07 PM on December 1, 2010


PepsiBoob.

And emeiji, you are correct--they top out at E (and also have a DD).
posted by Sidhedevil at 12:08 PM on December 1, 2010


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