I guess he didn't like Saved By The Bell.
January 14, 2011 11:18 AM   Subscribe

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This is, indeed, the least important "news" I have ever read.
posted by Navelgazer at 11:20 AM on January 14, 2011 [3 favorites]


slaters gonna slate
posted by DU at 11:20 AM on January 14, 2011 [11 favorites]


Uhhh...

there are no words for this...
posted by Mister_A at 11:22 AM on January 14, 2011


This is one of those threads that really cries out for the IMG tag.
posted by hermitosis at 11:23 AM on January 14, 2011


I got about halfway through the article before I realized I wasn't reading The Onion. And then I sort of felt sort of ill.
posted by xedrik at 11:24 AM on January 14, 2011 [2 favorites]


They hate us for our freedoms.
posted by Sticherbeast at 11:24 AM on January 14, 2011 [1 favorite]


This has to be cribbed from the Onion.

Oh, and this is terrible.
posted by nevercalm at 11:24 AM on January 14, 2011


Well if you don't like it, nevercalm, FIAS.
posted by Mister_A at 11:26 AM on January 14, 2011


The Onion would never be so unprofessional as to use the wording "the customer was asked to call it a night" in one of its articles.
posted by Riki tiki at 11:26 AM on January 14, 2011


Dustin Diamond's lawyer has advised him not to comment.
posted by Faint of Butt at 11:27 AM on January 14, 2011


This is all about mullets. I used to have a mullet rating system and would play this with friends walking about various European cities. I don't remember it exactly, but it went something like this:

Regular mullet: 1point

Slightly unusual mullet (i.e shaved bald on top etc.): 2 points

Fem-mullet: 2 points

Gelled Mullet (an obvious use of gel or other product so that hair "shines"): 3 points

Mullet with double denim (i.e jeans and a denim jacket, commonly referred to in the US as a "Canadian Tuxedo): 4 points

Mullet and Moustache combo: 5 points

In the unlikely event that one witnesses a mullet and moustache combo and the mullet is gelled or the subject is wearing double denim, the game is over. Nothing beats that.
posted by ob at 11:27 AM on January 14, 2011 [3 favorites]


WORSHIP
posted by rainperimeter at 11:30 AM on January 14, 2011 [1 favorite]


Seriously, we need the IMG tag up in here.
posted by uncleozzy at 11:34 AM on January 14, 2011


Gelled mullet, moustache, Canadian tuxedo, snorting meth off the tip of a Rambo knife.
posted by Ad hominem at 11:35 AM on January 14, 2011 [2 favorites]


jeans and a denim jacket, commonly referred to in the US as a "Canadian Tuxedo"

I have never heard this before. How common is that term?
posted by hippybear at 11:36 AM on January 14, 2011


The picture had been placed reverentially above the men’s room urinal as “something to look at when you are going to the restroom,” Pusateri told The Hollywood Reporter.

That's a very helpful explanation of why the photo was placed where it was.
posted by jbickers at 11:37 AM on January 14, 2011 [1 favorite]


You don't know Canadian Tuxedo? Hahaha!
posted by Mister_A at 11:39 AM on January 14, 2011


I have never heard this before. How common is that term?

I'm from Upstate New York and I've definitely heard this term before.
posted by Sticherbeast at 11:40 AM on January 14, 2011


The post contest was last month, people.
posted by benzenedream at 11:40 AM on January 14, 2011 [1 favorite]


Do, Dump, Marry:

Helen Slater, Christian Slater, and AC Slater.
posted by hermitosis at 11:40 AM on January 14, 2011


Buh?
posted by fixedgear at 11:41 AM on January 14, 2011


C'mon. Seriously? This is the stuff that should be filtered out.
posted by klangklangston at 11:43 AM on January 14, 2011


ob: "(i.e jeans and a denim jacket, commonly referred to in the US as a "Canadian Tuxedo)"

YOu son of a bitch, now my boss is pissed at me for cracking up!
posted by notsnot at 11:45 AM on January 14, 2011


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