http://www.metafilter.com/tags/Avon Posts tagged with 'Avon' at MetaFilter. Sat, 03 May 2003 13:37:45 -0800 Sat, 03 May 2003 13:37:45 -0800 en-us http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 http://www.metafilter.com/25546/Wasting%2Dthe%2Demergency%2Dservices%2Dtime <a href="http://www.avonandsomerset.police.uk/communications/examples_of_999_calls.asp">Communications operator</a> : "Hello police"<br> Caller: "My wife's left me two salmon sandwiches which was left over from last night... and I'm a sat in the chair here and she's out there decorating. She won't put any food on or anything for anybody, I don't know what...."<br> Communications operator: "I'm sorry but I really can't take this. It's not an emergency because your wife won't give you anything to eat." tag:metafilter.com,2003:site.25546 Sat, 03 May 2003 13:37:45 -0800 112 999 Avon Britain brokenlink constabulary emergency EmergencyServices police Somerset telephone UK Mwongozi