The annual Bulwer-Lytton contest recognizes and awards the very worst opening sentences found in novels. The 2003 results are in (2002 results, 2001 results) and the winning entry begins "They had but one last remaining night together, so they embraced each other as tightly as that two-flavor entwined string cheese..." [via girlhacker]
posted by mathowie on Jul 16, 2003 - 11 comments

TheStinkers.com is like an Internet Movie Database, but for all the bad movies out there.
posted by mathowie on Mar 16, 2000 - 1 comment