Maybe you anticipated the explosion, the sound of shattering glass, and the flames rising out of the flowing gasoline. But did you ever anticipate all the dancing
? Here's a supercut of Christopher Walken's dance scenes, from 57 movies. [SLYT] [more inside]
Walking With Walken
, a short film [10min]
from 2001 about an amateur comedian who maybe takes his Christopher Walken impressions a little too seriously.
is an indie rpg featuring voiceover from Christopher Walken. Yes, really. (windows only) [more inside]
A short trip with Christopher Walken to his old neighborhood.
I thought it was pleasant, plus it's fun to imagine him saying such ordinary things.
was a short-lived TV show that debuted in 1951
on KNBH Los Angeles and aired nationally on ABC and CBS during the 1952-1953 TV season. Sponsored by Cameo Stockings
, the show featured Italian actor Renzo Cesana
(who got discovered when Robert Rossellini produced a play Cesana wrote when he was 16!) purring seductively into the camera, while offering "sham-pan-ya" to an offscreen lady friend. Best known for inspiring a series of Saturday Night Live sketches
starring Christopher Walken
, the show inspired parodies in its own era, such as this Popeye cartoon
(where Bluto tries to seduce Olive Oyl by posing as "The International"), a Jerry Lewis skit
on the Colgate Comedy Hour
that imagines the Continental as played by Marlon Brando, and a Pepe Le Pew cartoon where our amorous skunk attempts to seduce the feline object of his affection in The Cat's Bah
. Unfortunately, Internet footage of the real show appears to be nonexistent, although you can buy some love songs
recorded by the Continental off EBay.
Remember that Fatboy Slim video with Christopher Walken dancing? Have a new look.
The Cowbell Project
Inspired by the SNL/Christopher Walken sketch, a database of recordings that feature the cowbell, and a list of other songs that maybe should have considered it...
"i met ben affleck today. he's the title role in a movie we'll be shooting called gigli. i'm sure you'll hear about it sooner or later... but anyway, this affleck character - he's a pompous asshole. i have tremendous respect for him, don't get me wrong, but there's nothing wrong with this kid that a good ass kicking won't fix." Does this blog belong to the REAL Christopher Walken
? I tried reading it with Walken's accent in my head but I still can't tell...
"Hello. I'm Christopher Walken
. If my video, Weapon of Choice
, featuring the Fat Boy Slims
, does not take at least seven of the nine moon men
, I will personally journey to each of the voters' homes and I will ask them to explain themselves. Then I will slice off extremities until they suffer as I will suffer if my dance moves are thus summarily dismissed." Pause. "I could really go for a hot dog
All Hail Christopher Walken
. He has given us some of the most out-there
/bocephus movie performances
, he has become patron saint
of the cowbell
, and he has done freaky dances in our favorite music videos
. I propose we raise a toast to the man, the myth, the legend, the Walken.
Fatboy Slim and the Master of Badass
team up to produce one of the phattest music videos I've seen in a long time. I didn't know Christopher Walken was trained as a dancer! (RealPlayer; also possibly dated)