Chuck Norris opens beer cans by biting off the top. If Chuck Norris runs into a bear in the woods, the bear flees in terror. Chuck Norris is legendary, to say the least. But how will he fare in his greatest challenge? Chuck Norris is now blogging about politics.
posted by Chocolate Pickle on Aug 12, 2009 - 63 comments

Unhappy with the way the election turned out, but unwilling to move? Don't worry, Presidential Candidate Chuck Norris has your back.
posted by Bernt Pancreas on Mar 10, 2009 - 113 comments

Chuck Norris: meme-killer! Chuck Norris can kill a meme so effectively that the effect actually reaches back to the beginning of time and makes the meme retroactively uncool.
posted by WCityMike on Dec 22, 2007 - 40 comments

My fellow Americans, behold your next President.
posted by EarBucket on Nov 18, 2007 - 80 comments

Sorry, Americans, the 2008 presidential contest is over, Chuck Norris endorses Mike Huckabee for president. Also, here's Chuck's plan for his presidency.
posted by Kattullus on Oct 23, 2007 - 56 comments

Thought Chuck Norris was over and done with as far as internet memes go? Guess again, as Chris Sims presents an ad for Chuck Norris Action Jeans, "pants designed specifically to be worn while you are kicking people in the face." They'd set you back less than $20. If there's no such thing as Too Much Chuck in your life, then you may want to read Sims's review of Justice Riders.
posted by beaucoupkevin on Apr 11, 2007 - 21 comments

"If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood." Right-wing online magazine World Net Daily proudly welcomes Chuck Norris as its newest columnist.
posted by XQUZYPHYR on Oct 25, 2006 - 62 comments

Conan O'Brien runs the one Walker, Texas Ranger clip that he never dared run before...
posted by jonson on Dec 2, 2005 - 142 comments

The top 30 facts about Chuck Norris
posted by docgonzo on Nov 17, 2005 - 87 comments