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Chuck Norris and his biggest challenge

Chocolate Pickle — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 17:32:35 -0800

Chuck Norris opens beer cans by biting off the top. If Chuck Norris runs into a bear in the woods, the bear flees in terror. Chuck Norris is legendary, to say the least. But how will he fare in his greatest challenge? Chuck Norris is now blogging about politics.

Walker, Texas Rearranger

Bernt Pancreas — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 13:13:07 -0800

Unhappy with the way the election turned out, but unwilling to move? Don't worry, Presidential Candidate Chuck Norris has your back.

Chuck Norris: Meme-Killer!

WCityMike — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 09:00:43 -0800

Chuck Norris: meme-killer! Chuck Norris can kill a meme so effectively that the effect actually reaches back to the beginning of time and makes the meme retroactively uncool.

Chuck Norris doesn't endorse.

EarBucket — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 14:49:38 -0800

My fellow Americans, behold your next President.

One man, one vote. Chuck Norris is The Man, he has The Vote.

Kattullus — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 19:47:43 -0800

Sorry, Americans, the 2008 presidential contest is over, Chuck Norris endorses Mike Huckabee for president. Also, here's Chuck's plan for his presidency.

Won't bind your legs!

beaucoupkevin — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:43:53 -0800

Thought Chuck Norris was over and done with as far as internet memes go? Guess again, as Chris Sims presents an ad for Chuck Norris Action Jeans, "pants designed specifically to be worn while you are kicking people in the face." They'd set you back less than $20. If there's no such thing as Too Much Chuck in your life, then you may want to read Sims's review of Justice Riders.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He writes.

XQUZYPHYR — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:20:08 -0800

"If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood." Right-wing online magazine World Net Daily proudly welcomes Chuck Norris as its newest columnist.

I think we should go to commercial...

jonson — Fri, 02 Dec 2005 12:45:35 -0800

Conan O'Brien runs the one Walker, Texas Ranger clip that he never dared run before...

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

docgonzo — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 20:26:00 -0800

The top 30 facts about Chuck Norris