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airborne dildos to the rescue

"With the gun, he walked in. I just thought he was trying to be funny, to scare us," she said. "But then I saw the gun and it was like, really? I don't have time for this." Sex Toys Used to Chase Off Armed Robber at San Bernardino Shop (via @erinscafe)
posted by everybody had matching towels on Dec 16, 2016 - 43 comments

Is This Rock Safe for Your Bush?

Is it safe to use a malachite stalactite as a dildo? The experts (no, seriously) weigh in.
posted by middleclasstool on May 11, 2016 - 75 comments

I'll do this until the election.

One man is replacing guns with sex toys in photos of GOP politicians. That man is Matt Haughey.
posted by maxsparber on Dec 7, 2015 - 167 comments

There once was a dildo in Nantucket

He's-at-homes The dildos of the wives of the whalers of Nantucket. Except this isn't exactly about that, really, it's about loneliness, fading port towns, myth making and removing women from history.
posted by Helga-woo on Oct 16, 2015 - 46 comments

"Do you think Harper has ever touched a dildo?"

Meet the man behind the Tumblr that's putting dildos in Stephen Harper's hands.
posted by Lemurrhea on Aug 29, 2015 - 54 comments

Heal inside your sacred space

Sean Tejaratchi (of LiarTownUSA) brings you the Vermont Pleasures catalog, which answers the vital question "What if the Body Shop made Sex Toys?" (NSFW all around) [more inside]
posted by Potomac Avenue on Jan 18, 2014 - 52 comments

Avengers Sex Toys

The Avengers - 6 Pieces Of Pleasure. NSFW: Black Widow & Hawkeye Aren’t Left Out Of This Fake Avengers Sex Toy Line.
posted by homunculus on Aug 10, 2013 - 70 comments

Deep Inside the Biggest Little Dildo Factory in America

"While most of the industry’s manufacturing takes place in China, Doc Johnson is doing its patriotic duty, one giant rubber penis at a time." [NSFW because dildos.]
posted by ocherdraco on May 3, 2013 - 143 comments

Hockey Fans Throwing Weird Crap on the Ice

Fans of the Nashville Predators Hockey team threw a live catfish onto the ice during Friday’s game. Since 1996, fans of Florida Panthers have been throwing fake rats onto the ice, after player Scott Mellanby discovered a huge rat circulating in his dressing room, split it open with his stick and then scored a couple decisive goals, inspiring the 'Rat Trick' tradition. And supporters of the Stockholm-based AIK ice hockey team threw rubber dildos, and waved giant inflatable penis, to remind player Jan Huokko, (‘Dildo-Jan’) of a leaked sex video of him with his girlfriend. Turns out this kind of thing is fairly common in the world of hockey fandom. (Via Everlasting Blort)
posted by growabrain on May 23, 2012 - 53 comments

Dildos illegal in Texas???

Dildo's illegal in Texas? Apparently so. Let me get this straight... in a state where you can carry loaded firearms on your hip, if you get caught with more than 6 dildos or other "pleasure devices", it's a FELONY? Absolutely amazing. Texas is like a whole other country. It also helps explain a lot. (via obscurestore)
posted by Ynoxas on Nov 22, 2002 - 78 comments

Cyberdildonics

Cyberdildonics describes a technology which permits someone to remotely control a dildo over the internet. Reach out and touch someone! (I bet they're working on that next.)
posted by Steven Den Beste on Oct 5, 2001 - 20 comments

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