The true secret of Easter
- but are toys
replacing candy (or, more awfully, live animals
) as the traditional Easter gift? And is that a bad thing?
A sub-directorate of the Bureau of Special Christmas Operations (BOSCO), Santa's Little Secret Service
is an Elvish security agency with the primary mission of ensuring the safety of Santa, Mrs. Claus and other high-value Christmas persons. The Service is separated into divisions
focusing on personal protection, diplomatic protection, intelligence, and Christmas certainty operations.
When not protecting Santa, LSS can found assisting in protection of other high-value, Holiday persons, such as the Easter Bunny
with the help of their unique Candy Cane weapons
While looking at La Luz De Jesus gallery art
I found this painting of Jesus in a kitchen sink
and an easter bunny suicide
which reminded me of the Easter Bunny beat down
in Mallrats. And then George Carlin busting out Buddy Christ in Dogma.
Which got me looking at the trailer for the Jesus face movie.
Then wondering where else Jesus Face has shown up
. And now I'm learning about the Shroud of Turin
and then immediately unlearning it.
And ultimately deciding I only want to learn from Eddie Izzard.
Those crazy christians, look what they'v done now. Beating down the Easter Bunny in front of children... THATS NOT RIGHT!
I post this because I found it amusing. I am a proud follower of Jesus Christ... but please dont confuse me with these people.