Winner of the Jay T. Rikosh award for excellence

Paragon — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:15:04 -0800

No mere transcription can give the true flavor of the original printing of The Eye of Argon. It was mimeographed with stencils cut on an elite manual typewriter. Many letters were so faint as to be barely readable, others were overstruck, and some that were to be removed never got painted out with correction fluid. Usually, only one space separated sentences, while paragraphs were separated by a blank line and were indented ten spaces. Many words were grotesquely hyphenated. And there were illustrations - I cannot do them justice in mere words, but they were a match for the text.

The Eye of Argon (prev.), long hailed as the worst sci-fi story ever written, is at last available online in all its original glory.

The Eye of Argon is Watching You Masturbate

robocop is bleeding — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:25:36 -0800

"Prepare to embrace your creators in the stygian haunts of hell, barbarian", gasped the first soldier.
"Only after you have kissed the fleeting stead of death, wretch!" returned Grignr.
I cannot believe that I once considered my life complete having never been exposed to SciFi convention mainstay and possibly Worst Science Fiction Story Ever Written, The Eye of Argon. Previously mentioned on Metafilter in comments, it is time for Jim Theis' magnum opus have its day in the Blue. If you can make it through the story without laughing (most can't), there's always the MST3K'd version to attempt as well! (via)

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Winner of the Jay T. Rikosh award for excellence

The Eye of Argon is Watching You Masturbate