[NSFW, except in the can] The Barn Owl Fart -
A familiarity with owl calls is helpful in identifying this fart. Almost any morning if you get up just before daybreak you can hear one of these birds talking to himself. It's a sort of a crazy laugh, particularly the way it ends. If you hear a fart that has about eight notes in it, ending on a couple of down notes, and it sounds maniacal, you have heard the rare Barn Owl Fart. [more inside]
posted by not_on_display
on Mar 10, 2008 -
15 comments
An international manhunt is under way seeking the
man who expressed his displeasure of Polish president
Lech Kaczynski by forcefully expelling intestinal gas. No word on whether he did another for the president's twin brother, nor whether he will attempt arson by lighting these farts on fire.
posted by Kickstart70
on Oct 10, 2006 -
31 comments
The Fart Heard Round the World. An extraordinary performer, who farted for his living for 20 years,
Le Pétomane (YouTube) was the highest paid stage artist of his time in 1897 France. He farted songs, impressions of people, the 1906 San Francisco earthquake and farm animals, among other things. The management of Moulin Rouge had to hire nurses to help members of the audience who passed out laughing so hard. He was pusued for many years by an obsessed doctor. Two movies were made about his life in English, the 1979 short film (33 minutes) of
Le Pétomane (Google video) and in 2005 Parti Avec Le Vent, which translates as
Gone With the Wind. [more]
posted by nickyskye
on Aug 20, 2006 -
39 comments
Create-a-Fart. "Congratulations, you have created A Long, Swampy Wet Fart that was Barely Noticable. You can email your fart to a friend, or make a new fart. " Doesn't get any better than this.
posted by swift
on Nov 6, 2001 -
37 comments