The Akai MPC
family of instruments combine drum machine, sampler, and sequencer. They've dominated hip hop production
for the past couple decades, inspired newer bigger grid based
), and have also allowed the finger drummers
of the world to take their craft to the next level
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In all its 55 year history
, MAD magazine
has been known much more for media satire than political satire
... anything political was often camouflaged as a movie
or TV parody
and generally less partisan than most
. (How can you take their politics seriously when they offered Alfred E. Neuman for President?
) Another thing about MAD is how rarely it goes outside its "Usual Cast of Idiots" for content
. Well, things have changed, as the MAD editors used 10 Pulitzer Prize Winning Op/Ed Cartoonists to illustrate the incendiarilly-titled “Why George W. Bush Is in Favor of Global Warming”
. The usually web-shy MAD even allowed the New York Times to put most of the piece online in a slideshow
. [more inside]
Friday Finger Frenzy
How fast can you type the alphabet? 9.083 seconds here...
Bush Flips Out
. Or does he? Debate is raging throughout the various interweb cliques over whether or not Bush gave reporters the finger. Even Jay Leno did a monolouge on it
. But did Bush really flip reporters the bird? Possibly. After all, it's not the first time he's done it
. Or was whatever it was he was doing with his hand simply some sort of innocuous gesture? Metafilter decides, inside.
"If you love someone, you want to give something of yourself to them... Go big or go home you know?" Show that special sweetie of yours that you care with the magic of mutual self-mutilation.
Really, how often were you using that ring finger, anyways?
Imagine drifting off to dreamy anaesthesia -induced sleep for some such surgery and having some medical student cram a digit up one of your holes.
Apparently, it happens all the time
in the name of "learning".
Pianist Looks for Justice After Losing Finger
I'm sure there is a Cable TV movie in this somewhere. Expect dodgy accents and Prague passing itself off as Russia as usual. And Brian Dennehy as the head of customs.
You you read that right. I think people are taking "whole-body" work outs a BIT far. As Comic Book Guy would say, "Worst product ever!"