So there you are, having sex, on top of a guy, and you’re probably naked, and that’s, you know, that’s great. But now you’re wondering how to move around up there. Well, this one time I had sex once, and I was on top. I would get tired and fall across the body of the woman I was plowing love into. I got a cramp and, trying to get off, dug my elbows into her rib cage, which made her scream in pain. I thought that was an orgasm, so then I orgasmed, and then it was over. I blew it big time there. Just don’t do that. [more inside]
Spring Fashion Preview
, by Hannibal Burres and friends on Funny or Die's new humor "magazine
", The Occasional
Has creating life sucked the life out of you? Sounds like you need ... DAD METAL
The First Gay Bachelor
with Jesse Tyler Ferguson and George Takei
The Last Gang in Town.
Punk rock legends Paul Simonon and Mick Jones of the Clash sit down with Ian Rubbish
of the Bizarros
and talk of old times and how Ian was inspired by each Clash album. They then get together and jam an old Bizarros tune.
With the momentous series finale of Breaking Bad just hours away, fans of the show are hungry for something, anything to wile away the time before the epic conclusion tonight. So why not kick back and chew the fat with your fellow MeFites with the help of a little tool I like to call "The Periodic Table of Breaking Bad." [more inside]
What happens when knitting invades a subculture? Well, when country & western types take up knitting, they write a hurtin', knittin' ballad about it, entitled "Pardon Me (I didn't knit that for you)"
. When a couple of goodfellas learn the ins and outs of knitting, they make sure the new guy who wants in is ready for it
. When knitting gang members are challenged by a rival, they have an epic one-on-one battle for supremacy
Kiernan Shipka uses her Mad Men
character Sally Draper's experience as child-in-counselling to help other child stars in need of psychological help
Anne Hathaway and Samuel Jackson compare notes.
Don Cheadle is Captain Planet: Youtube
, Funny Or Die [more inside]
Republicans, Get In My Vagina!
- Kate Beckinsale, Judy Greer, and Andrea Savage spread the message that one thing women really
want in their vaginas is the government.
Funny or Die has gone back to its archives and presents the FOD 1986 lineup
. Among the eight shows available, genre fans are probably going to be most excited about getting a chance to see Malibu Days: Nights
, but I was personally more excited at the fact they exhumed Buildings
After making the rounds on the film festival circuit, the short comedy "Successful Alcoholics,"
starring T.J. Miller
("Cloverfield," "Yogi Bear") and Lizzy Caplan
("Party Down," "True Blood") is available to watch in full on Funny or Die
As if magicked into existence by wonderful twitter hashtag #hollywoodpostitnotes
: It's When Harry Met Sally 2
, now starring Helen Mirren.
After a viral pandemic struck the world a few years ago, scientists had to scramble to stop the spread of the virus but they could do nothing for those who had already been infected. Now those who were exposed face their biggest challenge yet.... High School. [more inside]
Bottled in Cork
is a new video for a song by Ted Leo and the Pharmacists
. It was written and directed by Tom Scharpling
, and features the comedic talents of Paul F. Tompkins
, John Hodgman
, and Julie Klausner
. It is, therefore, the most important thing that has ever happened ever.
Between Two Ferns ep. 9
: Steve Carell sits down to talk with Zach Galifianakis about "Dinner for Schmucks" but they never quite get around to it. (Previously
. nsfw language.) [via]
If you loved the 80's cartoon and toys, you owe it to yourself to see a true rendering of the Joes as re remember them with an all-star cast: The Ballad of G.I. Joe
(SLFunnyorDie). With Julianne Moore as Scarlett and Billy Crudup as Zartan. [more inside]
Okay, this election is officially weird. Opie, Andy, Richie and the Fonz
apparently want us to vote Obama
. Sadly, it's missing the kind of catchy songs featured in Fonzie's other PSA (NSFW)
Come on down to Funtown Auto!
(WARNING: NSFW Language) They'll finance anyone
. Similar in style to, if not actually made by Tim and Eric
. [Single Link FunnyOrDie]