In Golden Waters
are Something Awful goon-written short story collections (and a short story) about the predicted failure of libertarian separatist colonies. They're inspired by the Seasteading Institute
, a group that wants to build a floating libertarian island (and yes, they did inspire China Mieville's 'The Scar'
They should serve as a warning to Glenn Beck, who intends to create a self-sustaining community called Independence Park. The Goon fiction has already started
, but its more likely to succeed than The Citadel
, a proposed survivalist gun fortress in Idaho.
Bonus SA short story collection: Aluminum Sky
, a series about the Malatorans, a group who wanted to build an island where they could put their brains into robot cyborg dragon bodies.
Former Fox News host Glenn Beck has produced a video
appropriating Anonymous' trademark style. It is unclear whether he is mocking the group or whether he seeks to join them. If "we are all Anonymous," then can't he be Anonymous, too? (direct youtube link
, for those wishing to avoid Beck's site.)
Here is "The B.S. of A. with Brain Sack," a show aired on Glenn Beck's TV channel that claims to be a "non-partisan" alternative to the Daily Show. How good is it? Better than the right's previous attempts at making a satire show, but uneven.... Judge for yourself: here's a monologue, in five parts: 1
. Here's a few of the better bits: Kill Panel
- Pilgrim Funnies
- Isle of Skulls MLYT [more inside]
The Los Angeles Review of Books examines the literary output of Glen Beck. [more inside]
Scene-by-scene summaries of Red Dawn (1
), The Fountainhead (1
), Left Behind (1
), Battle In Seattle (1
Rambo III (1
) and This Revolution (1
). [more inside]
American academic Frances Fox Piven
has been heavily criticised by Glenn Beck
as a threat to the American way of life. She is not for turning.
In 2007, Beck, then the host of “Glenn Beck,” on CNN’s Headline News, brought to his show a John Birch Society spokesman named Sam Antonio, who warned of a government plot to abolish U.S. borders with Mexico and Canada, “and eventually all throughout the Americas.” Beck told Antonio, “When I was growing up, the John Birch Society—I thought they were a bunch of nuts.” But now, he said, “you guys are starting to make more and more sense to me.”A secret history of Glenn Beck, by way of Robert Welch, Willard Cleon Skousen and the John Birch Society.
From the New Yorker.
"Many of his speeches were rambling, disorganized, repetitious, and as time went by, they became increasingly full of bigoted rhetoric. But as a champion of the poor, a foe of big business, and a critic of federal indifference in the face of widespread economic distress, he spoke to the hopes and fears of lower-middle class Americans throughout the country."
His popularity rivaled that of the President, and he used his pulpit to not only attack Washington's progressive agenda, but America's enemies as well, who he blamed for being anti-family and making divorce too easy
In an unusual about-face
for such a public Conservative personality, Ann Coulter
(the "Right-Wing Judy Garland
") will be headlining an upcoming gathering of Gay Conservatives
called HOMOCON 2010
. Reaction on
of the aisle is mixed
, to put it charitably. [more inside]
There is a bitter feud
between the two women who are trying to gain supremacy in the battle to make all of the Tea Party's travel arrangements.
"This July, while others are relaxing poolside, head back to the classroom - from the comfort of your own home. That may sound like an oxymoron but Glenn's new academic program is only available online."Glenn Beck University? Yes. Glenn Beck University. [more inside]
Beyond the Pale:
In a wide-reaching book review and with nods to James Baldwin's 1984 essay On Being White ... and Other Lies
, Kelefa Sanneh makes a modern argument that white identity is founded on a series of negations: "to be white in America is to be not nonwhite, which is why it was possible, in 1961, for a white woman from Kansas living in Hawaii to give birth to a black baby." [more inside]
"You don't hear the words
'poodle,' 'tinfoil hat,' and 'First Amendment' in the same sentence often, but they are indeed linked in a classic Facebook melodrama." On February 8 Dale Blank created a Facebook page called 'Can this poodle wearing a tinfoil hat get more fans than Glenn Beck?
.' He received 273,582 fans before Facebook stepped in and "publish blocked" the page on February 18. "That put the tin-hatted poodle at the center of a dispute over First Amendment free speech rights and censorship. There were virtual howls that Facebook was actively siding with Glen Beck over the Poodle, that perhaps someone at Facebook was siding with the conservatives, or at least had developed a hatred for left-wing sarcasm." [more inside]
The Buffalo Beast has finally posted its list of the 50 Most Loathsome Americans of 2009
. [more inside]
You can blame Gilbert Gottfried,
or you can blame Fark,
but either way a website
was born that pissed Glenn Beck
off enough that he sicced his lawyers
on Isaac Eiland-Hall.
The First Amendment
protects Eiland-Hall, so Beck's lawyers are trying an end run on the Constitution by petitioning the ICANN
to give rights to the website glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com to Beck. Eiland-Hall's lawyer Marc J. Randazza
responds in a well-written and hilarious brief
) [more inside]
A three part profile on Glenn Beck by Salon.com's Alexander Zaitchik
A morality play in three acts, or, how Glenn Beck
parlayed a parlayed his finely honed skills as a drug addled morning zoo shock jock, into the media force that is making America dumber by the minute
. Some excellent profiling by Alexander Zaitchik
of Salon.com: [more inside]
Get This Rat a Lawyer!
A recent target of right wing anger
has been Obama administration "czars"
, a term used to denote appointed presidential advisers not subject to Senate approval. Opponents of "czars" were recently emboldened by the resignation of Anthony "Van" Jones
, who served from March 16 to September 5, 2009 as Special Advisor for Green Jobs, Enterprise and Innovation at the White House Council on Environmental Quality. An additional target of the hunt for Obama's czars is Cass Sunstein, a constitutional-law professor at Harvard University, who was confirmed Thursday
as the director of the Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs. [more inside]
, the former chief of the CIA's "bin Laden Station", and the initially anonymous author of Imperial Hubris
, pulls an O'Reilly
on yesterday's Glenn Beck broadcast
"The only chance we have as a country have right now is for Osama bin Laden to deploy and detonate a major weapon in the United States [...] only Osama can execute an attack which will force Americans to demand that their government protect them [...] with as much violence as necessary." [more inside]
Michele Bachman waxes fuzzy on the census with Glenn Beck.
Michele Bachmann is continuing her anti-Census campaign and getting brighter by the minute - like that last intense glow before the bulb burns completely out.
We'll Fight for Freedom, Wherever there's Trouble...
CNN pundit Glenn Beck (as well as Canada's National Post
] criticizes G.I. Joe, or more appropriately, the in-production live-action movie [IMDB
] of the same name, and the manufacturer of the multi-generational toy-line
, Hasbro. Beck cited the IMDB page, which stated that GIJOE was a "European-based military unit known as Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity (G.I.J.O.E.), a hi-tech, international force of special operatives, takes on an evil organization led by a notorious arms dealer." He further added that the change amounted to JOE being ineffectual pansies, like the UN, and that "[He believes] some are trying to indoctrinate our kids into hating their own country, turning us into some one-world-government nightmare; hating America, turning it into a dirty word." [more inside]
An unattributed article on Google Bombing posted last month on the Web site of Glenn Beck, a radio talk show guy. Exhibit B:
An article on Google Bombing from 2001 on Uber.nu, attributed to Adam Mathes. Compare and contrast. It's possible Beck purchased the article for reprint, but the lack of attribution, either to Mathes
or So New Media
, suggests against it.
Assuming plagiarism, two questions:
After a decade of the existence of the Web, how is it that people still don't get the concept that content plagiarized from
the Web is easily discoverable, particularly when posted on
Honestly, now, is it really that hard to rewrite
Unrelated article on the Glenn Beck site: The Death of Shame
(via Oliver Willis
War of the Worlds (this is not about Bush)
Don't own a television? Want an alternative? Live performance, live orchestra, no net. October 30, 2002 8-9 PM Eastern. Glenn Beck recreates Orson Welles chilling performance that captivated a nation along with full orchestrations and foley effects. this is a radio broadcast