Morrissey,
famous animal rights activist, is following the example of
Pamela Anderson and
Paris Hilton, jumping onto the bandwagon of using his
celebrity status to influence politics the world over. On tonight's agenda: Seal clubbing for fun.
Jesus Morrissey has cancelled his tour of Canada, in order to detract from national economy and punish Canada for its
evil seal-hunting ways, comparing them to Nazis along the way.
His
tour, however,
still takes in the sights of Turkey, where even
human rights are known to take the back foot. Furthermore, Turkey is a somewhat infamous site for
animal rights abuses, and only passed its first law on the matter in 2001,
under pressure from Gillian Anderson.
posted by jrengreen
on Apr 7, 2006 -
77 comments
The Secret Agent - whilst talk has gone on
for many a year about things like 'bubbles' and 'bursting' on the topic of real estate, never before has it been seriously considered that regular offer-withholding, mortgage-falsifying, and price-gouging to the tune of £50,000 by real estate agents might be affecting the housing market altogether. I challenge metafilter to make the links, and see who's first on that merry conspiracy theory bandwagon. And why is it that people who work with selling or developing buildings are just, well,
evil?
posted by jrengreen
on Mar 22, 2006 -
65 comments
