"The Most Quoted Man in News"
(vimeo) is a short about Greg Packer, a man who, since 1995, has been quoted at news events across the country at least 100 times, according to an Associated Press memo
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Tired of using plain old knives to carve your pumpkins? Gregg, from Nashville, Tennessee, has the answer.
And he has a youtube channel!
Greg Knauss (once a contributor to Suck.com): "What would the bright-eyed, long-haired, involuntarily celibate version of myself from two decades ago think?
" Answer: "Calm down? Calm down? You’re fat! And bald! I’m going to be fat and bald!"
Japanese Shunga & Other Erotica (NSFW)
: "In these examples of Japanese shunga we see a great variety of lovemaking techniques
. Whether heterosexual or homosexual, the diversity of sexual behaviors expressed within this artform offer a glimpse of the sexual freedoms available in previous eras and cultures."
I couldn't remember the name of that guy who does fruit
and veggie art
. No, not Kei Kosa
, he's trippier
than this fellow. Not Greg Brown
(not to be confused with "mural Greg Brown
" of Alien Saucer Crash
and Buckethead Man with Paddleball
fame) either, though Brown's cool too, sometimes whimsical
, sometimes (woo!) suggestive.
Fruits and vegetables have often been used suggestively, in advertising
or even classics, maybe the innuendo of Joachim Beuckelaer's art
such as Woman Selling Vegetables.
No, the guy I was thinking of takes into consideration the intrinsic character
of each piece
he "sculpts." I remember! It's Saxton Freymann!
(...maybe influenced by the Thai fruit-n-veggie carving tradition?
does not approve.)
no one has mentioned yet that greg
is writing again this new year.