Worms in your fresh fish? We've heard about them in sushi for years, but stories are on the rise of creeping condiments from supermarkets. The FAO says they're actually
not uncommon though "worms are unsightly and consumers naturally object to their presence". One
theory holds that they're on the rise due to cost-driven onshore processing. Icked-out consumers have been posting videos on YouTube
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2,
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4,
5, while others have sought
solace in discussion
forums. But the good news? Cook
thoroughly and you'll be safe. Me, I'll be sticking to enchiladas.
posted by crapmatic
on Oct 2, 2008 -
71 comments
"1 Crunchwrap Supreme + 1
OCTO-MAC + 20 or so Taco Bell Fire Sauce packets + Taco Bell Cheese Sauce + Bacos + Garfield's Macaroni & Beef + A splash of Jim Beam + Approximately 2 cups of salsa =
GODKILLER, for why else would it exist but to kill God?"
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posted by Del Far
on Apr 2, 2008 -
64 comments
Wild Recipes. And by "wild" they mean "different." I'll say:
I like to take bologna and put it on a hot dog bun with string cheese and orange marmalade in the middle of the bologna, then micro wave it to melt the cheese a little--about 1 minute. Yum! I also like grape jelly and roast beef sandwhiches. I like grilled cheese sanwhiches, with strawberry jam and ham as the filling. Hamburgers on a plate, no bun, smothered in syrup or honey is good too.
posted by KevinSkomsvold
on May 10, 2007 -
78 comments
KookyChow. All your favorite real grocery items are here:
Sweet pickled watermelon rind,
Gerber Graduates Meat Sticks,
Pork Brains, and my personal favorite,
Instant Natural Jellyfish. Just remember, "there’s nothing wrong with eating food that other people find absurd. In fact, there’s a big difference between absurd food, and bad food. Absurd food is a good thing. Bad food is, well..., not good."
posted by sdrawkcab
on Feb 10, 2006 -
26 comments
Warning: this is possibly the worst story ever told. Ever wanted to know what it's like to have a
beef tapeworm? (Fun fact: they're the kind that fills your whole intestinal tract!) A storyteller on
The Fray helpfully clues us in to the experience of living with, and eventually destroying, his li'l parasite buddy. Don't read it if you don't want to wish for death at the end. (Blessedly, there are no photographs, though there are some toon-like illustrations.) Via
Boing Boing.
posted by logovisual
on May 7, 2004 -
40 comments
Chocolate, Blue 'Funky Fries' pulled from shelves The notorious
freedom french fries with the flavors of chocolate, cinnamon and blue-colored variety have been pulled by Heinz due to poor sales and overall revulsion by consumers around the nation (especially
here at MeFi). Can you think of other such horrific failed foods that were disgusting from the start?
posted by Down10
on Jun 18, 2003 -
71 comments
This stuff is nasty! Have anyone out there ever tried Marmite? It looks like something you might pack your wheel bearings in. The taste isn't much better. Maybe it's just a British thing?
posted by reidfleming
on Nov 29, 2002 -
69 comments
Think your life sucks? This moron has spent his entire adult life growing his fingernails. It has cost him dearly. The hand is question is a misshapen claw. He has permanent nerve damage from the weight, resulting in permanent deafness in his right ear. But at least he's famous. (via
joerogan.net)
posted by Optamystic
on Dec 27, 2000 -
12 comments