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God hath given you one face, and you make yourselves a̵̧͏n̶͢o͠t͞h͝e̸͢r̶̛

27 of the Best (and Most Hideous) Face Swaps of 2016. You have been warned.
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Jan 15, 2017 - 33 comments

Compare and Contrast

Here's what dogs are thinking about. Here's what cats are doing.
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Jan 13, 2017 - 22 comments

It's a slippery slope eh.

Doughty Canadian woman tries to get in her car after an ice storm. [infectious laughter, familial mockery]. (h/t Miss Cellania) [more inside]
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Jan 10, 2017 - 66 comments

Dogster Jekyll and Meowster Hyde

Dogs Being Jerks—mostly about food. Cats Being Jerks—mostly about who the hell knows. [both videos feature music and ambient sound]
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Jan 7, 2017 - 37 comments

HOW ABOUT I JUST DON'T PLAY

pppp [more inside]
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Jan 2, 2017 - 20 comments

Potpourri

15 Ideas That Are So Goddamn Crazy, They Might be Genius (compiled from r/CrazyIdeas). [more inside]
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Dec 30, 2016 - 48 comments

The blood you’ve donated could be in somebody’s boner right now.

Shower Thoughts is a tumblr that often steals from r/showerthoughts. Best Of Shower Thoughts has some classics. (previously)
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Dec 28, 2016 - 52 comments

A good laugh is sunshine in the house.

21 Photos That Get Funnier the Longer You Stare at Them. Mostly true. [more inside]
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Dec 27, 2016 - 68 comments

This Holiday Season…eh, screw it.

In 2008 my mother called and told me since I was away at school, I wouldn’t be in the Christmas photo that year. She jokingly suggested I “sober up” and send out my own Christmas cards.
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Dec 25, 2016 - 8 comments

"I don't think the schools assign enough homework."

BoredPanda presents an array of real-life snowmen, many of which pay homage to the winter creativity of young Calvin and his friend Hobbes.
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Dec 23, 2016 - 16 comments

"I do not want to be in the cars. The cars are my prison."

It was me and Leno puking our minds out while we drove around Los Angeles. It seemed like things couldn’t get any worse, but then while we were stopped at a traffic light, the backseat of the car opened up and in climbed my comedian friend Steve Harvey and without saying anything Steve Harvey started vomiting right along with me and Leno. The three of us filled the 1979 Porsche with vomit and then Steve Harvey opened the door and left the car as silently as he had entered it, leaving Leno and I alone in the ruined Porsche.
Every Day I Am Carsick by Jerry Seinfeld (but not really)
posted by Atom Eyes on Dec 22, 2016 - 16 comments

"I have a crazy laugh."

2016 sucked for most of us, for many reasons, but there was one thing that consistently made me laugh or smile, no matter how bad things were:

Amy Poehler's Laugh Is The Best Laugh

Amy Poehler Laugh Tribute

Both contain scenes from Parks and Recreation blooper reel laughs
posted by Room 641-A on Dec 21, 2016 - 23 comments

"My sister and my Mommy/They just eat edamame"

Conan Writes Chicago Blues Songs With School Kids. (SLYT, no captions)
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Dec 20, 2016 - 8 comments

Unicorn meat appears twice

Can't figure out what to get your least-favorite friends and relatives? You probably can't find any of these creepy vintage toys, but there many classy gift ideas in these brilliant and useless lists.
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Dec 19, 2016 - 13 comments

Cat burglars

Dogs will steal your heart; cats will steal your money. [more inside]
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Dec 16, 2016 - 27 comments

The Monty Python jokes in the Python programming language

See the big ones broken down here. Python is named after the British humor troupe, Monty Python. In fact, its creator resisted snake imagery for a long time. This young Canadian programmer breaks down the big jokes and then previews her efforts to find more.
posted by BradyDale on Dec 16, 2016 - 5 comments

An Imagined Date Between Two Straight Men

MATT: It’s nice to finally meet you! I like your flannel shirt that smells like whatever soup you had for lunch.
(SL New Yorker by Rebecca Caplan and Shea Strauss.)
posted by Going To Maine on Dec 13, 2016 - 82 comments

A show about clinical depression... with laughs‽

The Hilarious World of Depression. A new podcast with host John Moe that focuses on talking to funny people who have dealt depression. Its first full episode, Peter Sagal Opens Up, was released yesterday and features guest Peter Sagal (host of NPR's Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me) talking about his depression publicly for the first time.
posted by skynxnex on Dec 13, 2016 - 4 comments

Kind of like putting a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room

An Amazon Echo and a Google Home talk to each other. Via Hackster.
posted by Cash4Lead on Dec 9, 2016 - 36 comments

Survivors speak highly of it

Austrian ski resort Obergurgl-Hochgurgl has three live webcam feeds to its guest rooms; in 2015, "some idiots" photobombed all three. The photobombing is now under control, so this year's video shows the new extreme ski run.
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Dec 6, 2016 - 19 comments

LiartownUSA: When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

Pottery:
Birds with Human Penises Collector Plates, 2016 (Rock Pigeon, Cedar Waxwing)
Books:
Selections from New York Dick Pics and Classic Dick Pics
Dick Sleeves No.17
The Occult Art of Dildomancy by Purina Blackthorne
Unwanted Thoughts (1981)
The What? How? Wonder Book of Dicks of the Great Explorers
[more inside] posted by Johnny Wallflower on Dec 5, 2016 - 22 comments

Hello, Wayne Knight.

Hey, Aren't You... is a short (15 min) DVD extra featuring interviews with many of the actors who played supporting characters on Seinfeld and the impact the show had on their life.
posted by Room 641-A on Dec 3, 2016 - 18 comments

Seagulls vs. Yoda

More bad lip reading, to an unbelievably catchy tune.
posted by gryphonlover on Dec 3, 2016 - 14 comments

Our first Magic 8-Ball president.

While book-reading president-elect Donald continues to tweet and finally speaks with the New York Times, he also generates news: property in Argentina, conflict of interests and the foreign Emoluments Clause, Foundation tax returns, NASA funding, New York protection costs and disruption, flip-flopping, the Climate Accord, a musical, ending the Trans-Pacific Partnership, and not attempting to prosecute Hillary. New appointments include DeVos as education secretary and Haley as U.N. ambassador, with Michael Flynn tapped as national security advisor. Beyond Trump Tower, the results in three states may be challengeable or challenged, and in the ongoing count, Hillary's popular vote lead exceeds two million (live spreadsheet). [more inside]
posted by Wordshore on Nov 25, 2016 - 2593 comments

All of them.

The writing staff of the comedy Workaholics has been compiling all of the worst lines you can possibly use in a show: How Many of These Joke Clichés Are You Guilty of Using?
posted by Room 641-A on Nov 25, 2016 - 112 comments

Come on people. Its "just" typography.

These quotation marks are why I have "trust" issues. Apostrophe's can be abused. A missing comma? Fucking a dude, can't beat that.
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Nov 24, 2016 - 83 comments

Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks!

Everyone thinks farts are funny. Underwater farts (NSFW) are better. Slow-motion underwater farts are better still. But nothing compares to 120fps slow-motion underwater naked farts (also NSFW unless you work with naturists). [more inside]
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Nov 20, 2016 - 71 comments

Surprise, surprise, surprise!

Surprise Motherfucker is a catchphrase associated with James Doakes (played by Erik King), a recurring character from the Showtime television drama series Dexter. Celebrated for its overly confrontational attitude, image macros of Doakes featuring the phrase have been since used on imageboards and forums in response to someone else’s comment.

Watch as Darius Benson pushes the envelope of the meme: Surprise motherfucker. [more inside]
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Nov 19, 2016 - 26 comments

I still wake up and remember who is the President-elect

A week since the post-truth 2016 US elections and Donald is attempting team selection with Reince Priebus becoming the Chief of Staff (Onion), while Steve Bannon is the Chief Strategist and Senior Counselor and Jeff Sessions could be the Attorney General. Election result analysis continues, including Barack's reaction, rural voters and insiders, as does consideration of the approaching 2018 mid-terms. Post-election, hate crimes have increased and a tally is being kept, while Black Lives Matter issues a statement. There are issues with fake news, and with vote counting in Arizona and Supreme Court control in North Carolina. Meanwhile, down ballot election results bring good news for liberals, Twitter does something, and voters swap media bubbles. Relevant events in the near future include the minority House elections, the Trump University litigation trial (maybe), the Louisiana Senate race runoff, the Electoral College vote and probable climate collapse. [more inside]
posted by Wordshore on Nov 18, 2016 - 2772 comments

Templar, Illuminati or Dragon?

Sean Charmatz is an animator, writer and actor best known for his work on Spongebob Squarepants. He left the show in 2013, and amongst his current projects is The Secret World Of Stuff. [more inside]
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Nov 18, 2016 - 4 comments

Hang On To Yourself

Masturbation Euphemisms From Around The World — toss your own in here, too.
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Nov 14, 2016 - 89 comments

The jealous are troublesome to others, but a torment to themselves.

The band Francobollo released their song "Wonderful" with an animated video about a jealous ball of pubic hair. Yes, that's exactly what it's about. It's downright goofy, then turns a little scary, and barely on the edge of SFW. (Text and link courtesy of [Mefi's Own] Miss Cellania.)
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Nov 12, 2016 - 5 comments

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Food Decoration Fails — when your meal looks worse than you feel.
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Nov 9, 2016 - 46 comments

"Blessed and protected by the hand of God.”

The American Civil War is perhaps the most exhaustively studied period in the history of the United States, but there are still some stories that have slipped through the cracks or have been subtly washed from the pages of America’s past. One such rarely examined fragment is that of the Great Revival and the Coming of the Natural Man. [more inside]
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Nov 6, 2016 - 28 comments

Minor annoyances, near misses, small failures

UNSATISFYING: a beautiful animation of life's littlest disappointments from Parallel Studios. Parallel is running a contest for other little disappointment animations here.
posted by codacorolla on Nov 3, 2016 - 31 comments

Challenge accepted!

Cat Posts On Tumblr That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At (SLBoredPanda)
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Nov 1, 2016 - 38 comments

Teen's Head Stuck in Pumpkin

Dad: Why were you putting your head in there, anyway?
Rachel: I just thought it would be funny.
Mom: It was funny! [more inside]
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Oct 31, 2016 - 45 comments

"Hello, I'm a Social Justice Warrior, and I'm here to take your guns."

There are a couple of other things you should know. When you’re reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, you are now required by law to say “one nation, under a groove.” Also, after careful deliberation, we’ve decided to change the National Anthem to something a little less militaristic: Tracy Chapman’s “Fast Car.” Standing while the anthem is playing will be optional, but bobbing your head during the acoustic guitar breaks will be strictly enforced. By the way, America is now gluten-free.
posted by listen, lady on Oct 26, 2016 - 44 comments

"Scattered pic-tures of the smiles we left behind..."

The police show up, they do some canvassing, they try to find some fingerprints, then that’s it. They leave her to deal with her suddenly broken life. They’re gone and Josh is gone and there’s not even any sign of the guy who broke into her home. All she knows is that when she went to bed her son was at home safe with her and when she woke up he was gone and a man was standing in her kitchen wearing Josh’s underwear. That’s where she is.
Big’ Is Secretly a Horror Movie — Just ask Tom Hanks’s terrified mom
posted by Atom Eyes on Oct 26, 2016 - 73 comments

J.T. Sexkik - how is prangent formed

How is prangent formed? The legend continues
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 on Oct 21, 2016 - 33 comments

We don't know you like that

"However, our race-based skepticism actually makes us nicer. Because of what we see on TV and movies, we assume all White people are one bad breakup or firing away from becoming a serial killer. I know that’s very prejudiced, but just like how your kin clutch their purses when we pass them in parking lots of Target, Black people will be nice to you for the first three months because they want to be the one person you spare when you go on your shooting spree."-The Caucasian's guide to Black neighborhoods
posted by Brandon Blatcher on Oct 19, 2016 - 45 comments

"Death, blood and excrement are our life."

Kajetan Obarski is an artist who publishes animated GIFs under the pseudonym Kiszkiloszki. Many rework classic paintings for humorous or gruesome effect (and often both). His most widely-known creations feature a skeletal figure called the Death Fairy. He talks about his work in an interview with Dioniso Punk. [more inside]
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Oct 12, 2016 - 4 comments

2016 Wants Plenty of Mirth. Try these.

The culture editors at Slate asked Maria Semple to recommend three funny books with living authors. Then, rather cleverly, they turned around and asked those authors to recommend three funny books. Result: 83 of the funniest books ever, accoding to some of the funniest authors ever. Check 'em out if you need something to help you get through November.
posted by Diablevert on Oct 7, 2016 - 27 comments

How to talk to a woman with no headphone jack

When you see a woman with no headphone jack, it can be intimidating, to say the least. Many men assume that a woman would only forgo a headphone jack by choice. But, with the technological landscape being so complex, it can be easy for a woman to get overwhelmed when making decisions about her headphones. [more inside]
posted by Bella Donna on Oct 6, 2016 - 28 comments

"Sleeping is no mean art: for its sake one must stay awake all day."

20 Cats That Fell Asleep and Look Ridiculous — that is all.
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Oct 1, 2016 - 51 comments

French might be the language of love but German is the language of anger

Rammstein-Du Hast (Bossa Nova Version) (SLYT)
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Sep 29, 2016 - 28 comments

like The Rock in Fast & Furious 7, only with much more crying

"Summer is the time for sunshine, sudsy brews and sandwiches of the hot dog variety. And of course, that classic game. The sport of kings. Baseball. What better way to celebrate America’s pastime than that classic sportswriter trope of visiting all 30 MLB parks in 30 days. Crossing the country, seeing the sights and catching a ballgame or two along the way. My trusty editor set up an itinerary and sent me on my way. What wonders will I encounter and valuable lessons will I learn along the way? Let’s find out as I embark on this adventure into America’s pastime!" -- A tribute to the great parks by the inimitable Ethan Booker
posted by Potomac Avenue on Sep 28, 2016 - 7 comments

#GoodMuslimBadMuslim with Taz & Zahra

#GoodMuslimBadMuslim is a podcast by Taz Ahmed and Zahra Noorbakhsh. [more inside]
posted by one teak forest on Sep 26, 2016 - 4 comments

Fleabag

TV needs far more seething, devastating women like Fleabag - The creation of Phoebe Waller-Bridge (interview), Fleabag started as a finely tuned one woman play and made the jump to television, becoming "a precision black-humor mechanism" in the process.
posted by Artw on Sep 23, 2016 - 40 comments

Meow.

Batman: Bad Kitty (SLYT)
posted by Johnny Wallflower on Sep 21, 2016 - 18 comments

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