MetaFilter posts tagged with Jesus and satan

Dove of Brutality!

thirteenkiller — Mon, 07 May 2007 06:00:47 -0800

The killer has been identified as Jesus Christ.

EarBucket — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 15:06:13 -0800

Satan is dead. Police are seeking a Jewish male in his early thirties in connection with the killing.

Russert: I’m afraid we’re out of time. Satan, I’ll give you the last word.

amberglow — Sat, 10 Jun 2006 13:38:10 -0800

Meet The Press--in Hell with Jesus, Satan, Coulter, Malkin--... Russert: We’re back with our guests, Bob Satan and Jesus Christ, and our panel Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter. Ann, I’d like to read you a statement by the Virgin Mary, Chairwoman of Mothers Against Armageddon—
Ann Coulter: Oh please. This broad is a millionaire, lionized on frescoes and in scripture about her, reveling in her status as a saint, and stalked by Madonna-parazzies. I have never seen a woman enjoying her son’s death so much. ...

Help me, Jebus!

MrMoonPie — Tue, 22 Jul 2003 14:29:39 -0800

Jesus, Told the US A Bald-Faced Lie, I Got Proof Satan Has A Brother! Good stuff from Prophet Freddie. It says "comedy" on the homepage, but I don't think he's joking.

The Virgin Mary

mathowie — Fri, 15 Dec 2000 00:42:00 -0800

The Virgin Mary in uh... well, a format you've probably never her seen her in. If that's not blasphemous enough for you, there's also jesus, satan, and buddha models [warning: sexual content. thanks for the link swifty].

Student reprimanded for dressing as Jesus for Hallowe'en

plinth — Mon, 06 Nov 2000 06:00:31 -0800

Student reprimanded for dressing as Jesus for Hallowe'en but students dressed as Satan and Hitlet are left alone. [via Fark] (Gratuitous self-blog: Been there, done that, wore the muslin loincloth)